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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

    By TheloniousThicc,
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    • 278 views

  2. Life’s a beach, and you just stepped on a used hypodermic needle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 170 views

  3. “Hey, nematode. Go fuck yourself.” “Hey, non-asexual reproducer, I just did and I’m having twins.”

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 174 views

  4. You are beautiful - no matter what they say.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 177 views

  5. Cash me ousside, how bow da? I’m also available for you to cash me insside or electronically at @lilyyily

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 262 views

  6. I'm the catchphrase rapper and I'm here to say, rhyming catchphrases are here for good.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 218 views

  7. When I sat on that unicorn’s head I certainly got the point

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 233 views

  8. My back flaps got caught on my snap back and it bruised my knap sack.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 231 views

  9. I didn’t know what limestone was, looked it up, and now I do..

    By Kevllis,
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    • 190 views

  10. At Acme Looniversity I earned my Toon Degree, and now I’m a hedge fund manager worth millions who fucks big-titty anvils.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 179 views

  11. I want you to yell "HUT HUT" with your thumb up my butt.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 149 views

  12. I can only cum if I’m being physically stimulated, or, in some cases, mentally stimulated

    By Kevllis,
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    • 219 views

  13. It's all a big numbers game, kid, and we've got a heaping helping of alphabet soup!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 147 views

  14. Yikes! Richard Nixon hardened my prickson!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 149 views

  15. If you put wood chips in a wood chipper, you just end up with more wood chips.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 166 views

  16. Mirror mirror in the wall, please stay on the wall and don’t shatter my glass bowl.

    By TheEphemeralBeard,
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    • 164 views

  17. I'm an evil robot and I'm here to say beep, bleep, and bloop but in a menacing way.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 223 views

  18. Reason for annulment? The magic of the Bioluminescent Bay rendered me happily gay!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 160 views

  19. All I know is this party is a riot and I'm a proud boy

    By Chippy Long,
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    • 145 views

  20. Well here’s a little story ‘bout a man named Zed, a former chopper owner who allegedly is dead

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 203 views

  21. I heart corn farts.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 204 views

  22. Mountebank. Guava. Clarinet. Coincidence? I think not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 205 views

  23. Barkeep! Do you practice what you preach, and have sex on the beach?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 171 views

  24. Members of Mensa make monthly menses on my mother's credenza.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 158 views

  25. If you tell me to "Sith your pants, do not" one more time, Yoda, I'm gonna Sith in your mouth.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 169 views
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