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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Do not turn to mediums or wizards; do not seek them out, to be defiled by them: I am the Lord your God.”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Damn, the Bible be crazy.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. If pizza were illegal, I’d probably just follow the law

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I hope you shaved down there.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  5. Not by the hair of my jinny-jin-genitals!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. When you said we were going to take a look under the hood, I thought you meant something else.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. I call my audience Buttcheeks because They Be Clappin'!

    By AaronOnTheSorkinSide,
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  8. Buckingham Palace has confirmed that DMX is dead.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  9. I’m sorry to all of you corporate trainers but, in my religion, facilitating, empowering, and stake holding are all mortal sins.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. I built this business with my own two hands. And one of my feet. And one other guy’s hand.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. I have a constitutional right to shaggy, clawed, grizzly, bear arms.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. I mean, I was absolutely Gobsmacked. So, yes, I pressed charges against Gob for domestic violence.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Das vadanya, and don't get any on ya!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Today on Comedy Bang Bang, a 30% chance our guest didn't set up the expensive microphone we sent them

    By Just Make Something Up,
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  15. In a world full of doorknob flavors, my favorite will always be plain.

    By ICan'tBelieveIt'sNotBetter,
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  16. Thanks to George RR Martin no one ever has to feel that bad about procrastinating ever again.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  17. I’m going to start protein shake restaurant in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan where you watch a Pixar movie while playing a Chinese board game on the Nintendo Wii called “Up UP and a Whey Wii Go”.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Yeah, the mortician and I hooked up; she cream-ate all night long.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. Well, I'm a feline gynecologist, so yeah... I'm literally up to my elbows in pussy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. The moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I take a little sloppy poo.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Help! Chris Christie made my slit misty!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. I’m a George on the streets and a Ringo in the sheets

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  23. I say to you, lords and ladies of the land, dicks out once more for Harambe

    By Chippy Long,
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  24. Where’s the shrimp?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Henry the 8th's wives started a podcast and people are losing their heads over it.

    By Briny Lickfold,
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