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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The liberals say this hasn’t happened in half a century, but we checked, and it has only been 50 years.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Neck and neck they are, coming down the home stretch and neck and neck I now pronounce you, man and wife!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I think R. Kelly was blackmailed. Sorry, I mean African-Americanmailed.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Ah, today, I think I’ll do the quinoa bowl with grilled chicken. Well, not so much “do” as order, eat, and pay for. Thanks.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. ...And, the Academy Award Goes to 'Captain Corelli's Micro Penis Pump'

    By washyerselfwitharagonastick,
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  6. Why do all my improv friends hate my style of “shooting down all their suggestions” while we’re riffing?

    By Kevllis,
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  7. When the Strudel Computer gains sentience, just call the pastry technician. It's what they're for.

    By gratepat,
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  8. Revenge is fresh, the end is nigh, giant udders in the sky.

    By Richard Medusa,
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  9. I was walking down the street, just the other day // when I heard Reggie shouting, "Comedy Bang Bang!" // My time is very valuable. // My rhymes are always malleable. // I got a new job; it's staying infallible. // I'm master of plugs and spitting [...]

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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  10. That full moon sure went "stepbro" on the Suarez Canal

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  11. you aint nobody till somebody embodies your body, buddy

    By kale_lie_D_scope,
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  12. Besmirch my name!

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
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  13. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, where we often Comedy yet seldom Bang, contrary to what the title suggests

    By joshlamm,
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  14. I put my pulled Bluth under my pillow and what I found in the morning was underrated

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  15. Eat my poop and drink my pee, and I’ll reveal my dreams to thee.

    By Fettuccini CarboNotATumor,
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  16. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t be bothered to hide their inter-species love affairs.

    By Fettuccini CarboNotATumor,
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  17. I love the views from this Caribbean cruise because suntanned Tom is less creepy

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  18. Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub, and my how that water got sticky

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  19. Your honor, the prosecution will prove to the satisfaction of the court that your favorite rapper sucks.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  20. The chocolate scene from "I Love Lucy"... entertainment that always goes down easy. The chocolate scene from "I Love Lucille's Balls: the I Love Lucy Porno".... that's a tougher swallow.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. Is that a Banana Republic in your pocket, or are you just happy to dictate? 

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Peter Piper Paperclipped A Piece of Paper, and Promptly the Police Perused his confession to Public Penis Pumping

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  23. if you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you but it gets bored pretty quick and starts scrolling through twitter instead

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  24. Whats up hot dog? I think we've had this one before

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  25. Tommy Two-Ton had a son who only weighed a ton / Johnny One-Ton did not care for his dong was half his ton.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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