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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I may have lost the hot dog, but I've still got the buns! Just be careful where you squirt that ketchup.

    By FredRidingHood,
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  2. Thots and prayers to all the players, Best wishes to all the bishes!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  3. Sure, Tweedle-Dee made Tweedle-Dum and Slash and Izzy made Axl Dizzy, but it was Tom Selleck’s mustache that caused this lip rash.

    By Core... McMurphy,
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  4. Jack Palance loved turtles but also to balance he had to hate rats, mice, and guy but not gal ants

    By BingTheSearchEngineNotAFriend,
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  5. Gotta get back in time for tea and biscuits with tea-mommy and biscuit-daddy!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  6. #Hashton Kutcher and Two and a Half years in the slammer for possession of Jobs!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  7. The Royal Tannin' Bums, starring Goop and a crazy Road Lizard!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  8. NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, NaNaNaNaNaNaNaNa, The Batting Gentleman

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  9. I'm just a teenage dirtbag, forcing you to listen to a torture device, baby!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  10. Breaker, breaker! Don't muck around with an 18 wheel trucker, he's got a CB radio and a hundred friends who just might get mad!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  11. Milk my peen or pee in my milk but please don't stop me eatin'

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  12. Chest-nut Checkers Inc. - "We're not that kind of company"

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  13. Chest-nut Checkers - "Checking the quality of deez nuts!"

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  14. Let's talk gardening, baby duck-o!

    By Mitt Romney's Ramen Noodles,
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  15. I don't care how somber the Jibbitz are; no Crocs at the funeral!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Comedy Bang Bang: Where everyone's made up and the guests don't matter. 

    By BootyButtQuackQuack,
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  17. You’re trying not to piss all over Australia but, hey, ‘urine continent.’

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. ​​​​​​​What do you want to be when you grope?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. He agreed to a polygraph test but then flatly refused to take a lie detector.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Early to bed, early to rise. These ass-less chaps are burning my thighs.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  21. Buckle up, ‘cause I’m gonna tell you all ABOUT mansplaining. Also, I’m a guy.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Don’t cry over spilled milk…unless edging is your thing.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. My feet are so small, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. My dad is a mom now

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Back seat, windows down, that's the way I like to clown

    By gibberingfool,
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