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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Brought to you by Gale's Pale Ale. The stale pale ale that'll make your snail's tail flail like a male whale. Buy a grail while its on sale before they take me back to jail.

    By Mother Fucker of Vinegar,
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  2. Brought to you by Kenny Rogers Roasters, the premier service to hire comedians that only tell Kenny Rogers jokes.

    By Justa Punn,
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  3. Brought to you by Muammar Gaddafi‘s Laffy-Taffy and Wacky Tobacky Shacky

    By ClintClunt,
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  4. Brought to you by Smeetâ„¢! The Magical Meat-like Treat! What is it you ask? It's Smeetâ„¢!

    By brawny216,
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  5. Brought to you by Smeetâ„¢! the magical meat-like treat! What is it? It's Smeetâ„¢!

    By brawny216,
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  6. Brought to you by Sullivan’s Lobotomy: You’d have to have a lobotomy to be stupid enough to get your lobotomy somewhere else!

    By Justa Punn,
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  7. Brought to you by Superman XXX: The Quest for a Piece of Ass

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. Brought to you by the poor poor souls of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Christian Association of America.

    By 5318008,
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  9. Brought to you in part by "The Part Bringers". Arbitrarily bringing random parts of non-specific objects to strangers since 1926.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Brought to you, bye.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  11. Brown chicken, brown cow. This and other porn music on today's Comedy Farm Bang.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  12. Brown chicken, brown cow. Using saliva as lubricant after eating these jalepeños might burn a little, but at least it'll cure those herpies

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  13. Brown chicken, brown cow. Using saliva as lubricant after eating these jalepeños might burn a little, but at least it'll cure those herpies.

    By _SamanthaOh,
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  14. Brown liquor before bed, purple head. Clear liquor of an evening, your whole family will die in a car accident on their way to visit your mother

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. Brown livered cantaloupe shavings. Biotin vessel bile blood sausages and a baby foot. Sounds like my mom’s famous French fry cherries jubilee.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Brown recluse. I’m referring to my stained asshole of course.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. browser history, trouser history : i mean is there really a difference anymore?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Bruce Banner eats a big meal, blacks out, and wakes up later in a huge pile of green shit. This is my dream.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Bruce Banner? I hardly Avenger!

    By Shampoodler,
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  20. Bruce Lee was the worst. Take it from me, a friend of Harvey Weinstein

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  21. Bruce sluices juice out of his Spruce Goose of a caboose.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Bruce was born in the USA, I was born in a Chevrolet, and Karen just came out that way.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Bruce Wayne Knight

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  24. Bruce Willis was dead the WHOLE time, and I don’t care who I spoiled it for.

    By BarryLeeSober,
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  25. Bruce Willis will see you naked now

    By KrangkaDelic,
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