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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hay is for horses, but you'll both get a "kick" out of this semen collection kit

    By Turtleshark,
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  2. The secret to real authentic New York pizza is the water. Because rats piss in there.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  3. I didn't say your singing voice is distinct, I said it stinked

    By Turtleshark,
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  4. Senator, please! This is an Arby’s

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  5. Sometimes dreams really do come true, like that one I had about taking a big dump onstage at a Stevie Wonder concert

    By Turtleshark,
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  6. Dog darn it, I forgot my crazy pills. Any chance we can turn this plane around in the next 10 minutes or so?

    By Turtleshark,
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  7. Welcomes are a must

    By Names are for cowards,   
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  8. This just in: fart jokes are cancelled

    By Turtleshark,
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  9. I'm gonna make him a sandwich he can't refuse

    By Turtleshark,
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  10. Shout out to the Netflix kids' movie about a woman who fucked bigfoot and got pregnant.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  11. There is no ham in hamburgers and for that reason alone I must jump off this building and into that bin full of hot caramel. I might not survive

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. I wouldn’t mind it if THAT itsy-bitsy spider climbed up MY water spout if you know what I mean.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  13. You kiss your mother's ashes with that mouth?

    By Butt Barf,
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  14. Kulap, I love you so much. This show, and everything that I do is for you and us. Thank you for being my best friend and the love of my life.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  15. Pigs are gross I’m a piggy I’m gross oink oink call me Scotty piggy i’m a gross little piggy

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Swiveling Swahili in your mowed front lawn. Impaling impalas whence they hunt at dawn.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  17. Bubbling bombardment to your left flank cheek. Quarreling quandaries of who spanked their meat.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  18. Oh my, I do say, this is masterfully written. I don't lie, the bootay will be naturally smitten.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  19. Your truck has a hemi? Big honkin' deal - my butt's chockfull of 'em!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I love Mike from Better Call Saul, hope he never gets turned into goo

    By Kevllis,
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  21. I've always been ovely asexual, but I have developed some groping mechanisms.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  22. I xeriscape, I conserve water. I'm a bartender, I can serve water.

    By Fancy Pants Vance,
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  23. The greatest thing you could ever do in your entire life is to be or do the best thing that there is, whether it's really large or really good, or just important. Entire life.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  24. ¡Bienvenidos al podcast donde hablamos sobre el teatro y los terribles sucesos! ¡Esto es Tragedia Golpe Golpe!

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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  25. Tonight on The Big Picture, we examine the perilous state of the modern world: looming environmental catastrophe, the advent of fascism, the utter lack of shared truths & values. But first on our program, we take a look at frenzied, sweaty fucking.

    By award-losing filmmaker,
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