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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I couldn’t find my own ass with a flashlight; that’s what my proctologist is for.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 202 views

  2. Where’s your ass at, you asshat?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 184 views

  3. You misread the poster, ma'am. The star of this concert is Mad Donna. Don't even ask for a refund, it'll just make her madder

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 175 views

  4. Every nation, in every region, now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the ghosts

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 160 views

  5. By the power vested in me as mayor of Saskatoon, I do hereby declare a war on ghosts

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 191 views

  6. Cap'n Crunch was not a real person, but that doesn't mean he shouldn't be held accountable for his terrible war crimes

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 169 views

  7. I've got PTSD: pretty tight sandals, dude! This catchphrase submission brought to you by BetterHelp.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 193 views

  8. To all of those I’ve loved before, y’all need to raise your standards

    By Judge Rhindstones,
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  9. A tisket a tasket I lost my grandpa's casket

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  10. Touch my butt. Touch it with your fingeee pleeease

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 183 views

  11. Why don’t you fill me up, buttercup

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 173 views

  12. Night night, night light

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 164 views

  13. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by you and your sister and me.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 201 views

  14. Don't go chasing waterfalls. You'd never catch them, they're incredible sprinters

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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    • 180 views

  15. A short circuit for Johnny 5; a long jerk-it for Johnny 69

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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    • 180 views

  16. You can call me Game of Thrones because I'm getting really shitty at the end

    By Dick_Swaggin,
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    • 182 views

  17. Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck, Banana-Fanna Fo... Oh, no. You're not getting me with that one again you little fucker!

    By Shittybutthole,
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  18. No one wanted Mr. Nanny to play Batman. No one wanted A Knights Tale to play Joker. All I want is for someone to tell me how movie titles keep getting starring roles!

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 203 views

  19. Rank every Happy Days character from Donny Most to Donny Least

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 172 views

  20. Call me a liar's pants cuz I am on fire

    By Turtleshark,
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  21. Imagine if Bruce Banner turned into a tiny little mouse when he gets angry. I doubt the character would be anywhere near as popular

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 169 views

  22. Am I the only one who was hoping for a little Clark-on-Clark action in Superman 3 ?

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 165 views

  23. I'll scratch my back if you scratch yours

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 171 views

  24. Chris Cornell used to be in Soundgarden but now he's in bone garden

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 165 views

  25. They tell me the mayor of Saskatoon ate here the other day. (For those listening at home, I'm pointing at my butt)

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 158 views
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