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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Captain Hook you 'da real amputee MVP!

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Captain Hook, I'm so sorry. But it's not you. It's Smee.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  3. Captain Planet is the complete package. He cares about the environment and he’s packin’ a big blue dong.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  4. Captain, you're one hell of a lover, but we need to accept that your Vitamin Seamen may never cure my scurvy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Captain's log, Stardate 4513. I have decided to confront Scotty about his frequent use of the C-word.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Captain's Log, Stardate 4514: After much discussion, Sulu has convinced me to try blonde highlights.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Captain's log, supplemental. Having destroyed planet Omega 3, we must find a new source of dietary supplements. Ensign, set course for the GNC Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Captain's Log: Medium firmness with visible corn kernels.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  9. Captain’s Hot Log, Stardate 2377: Having exited the Black Hole of Cornyrectus Nine, we’ve set course for the legendary TP Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Captain’s log, post-coital. Having narrowly escaped the Yomamma wormhole, sick bay is overwhelmed with reports of subspace cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Captain’s log, post-coital. Having narrowly escaped the Yomamma wormhole, sick bay is overwhelmed with reports of subspace cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Captain’s log, Stardate 2344.7: The ship’s doctor is baffled by the epidemic on planet Berylus 3—it seems that he can’t see de forest for de trees.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Captain’s log, subliminal. First Officer Johnson (give your soul to the bananaman) on the holodeck malfunction (all your donuts are mine) regarding di

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Captain’s log, subtextual. Regarding the recent revolt in the Epsilon Sector, give me that sandwich now or I’ll beat your candy ass.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Captain’s log: approximately seven inches, firm, greenish brown, flecks of undigested replicator corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Captain’s log: Doctor McCoy is very close to diagnosing Ensign Shapely’s mysterious condition—but it seems that he can’t see de forest for de trees.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Captain’s log: firm, chestnut brown, with flecks of corn and a robustly disgusting aroma. Very good—you may return to the bridge, Sir.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. Captain’s log: Having extricated the ship from a conflict between the Cornholians and the Turdnong Empire, we’ve set course for the Brownstar Wormhole

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Captain’s Log: Having laboriously exited the Brown Hole of Cornshart Nine, we’ve set course for the TP Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Captain’s Log: Having messily exited the perilous Brown Hole of Cornshart 9, we’ve set course for the TP2 Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. Captain’s log: having narrowly escaped the Black Hole of Cornshart Nine, we’ve set course for the TP Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Captain’s Log: having painfully and messily escaped a Brown Hole in the Cornshart System, we’ve set course for the TP2 Nebula.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Captain’s log: Having resolved the conflict between the Cornholians and the Turdnong Empire, we’ve set course for the Brownstar Wormhole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Captain’s log: it’s what I leave in the bathroom after a delicious meal of replicator meatloaf.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Captain’s log: since the Enterprise was sucked through the Yomamma Wormhole, sick bay has been overwhelmed with cases of Asscraxian Cooties.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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