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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "Life's too short." - Queef Witherspoon

    By Pete the Meat,
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  2. "liquor before beer," said the old wisened seer, "or beer before liquor, make up your mind quicker!"

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  3. "Listen honey," said the mansplaining bee keeper.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  4. "Listen to the majestic and timeless peals of my organ!", said the clergyman before he beefed.

    By Wombat Anus 69,
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  5. "Listen up, you wee bastards" is the last thing I said on my first and last day as a first grade teacher.

    By Robert_Yune,
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  6. "Lo Lo Lo Lo Lola", sang the Rom-Com Medical Waste Gang.

    By Thomas Diddlemitch,
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  7. "Look closely," the magician said, right before peeing in my eye. That's the last time I go see Kelly the Great.

    By dog_in_space,
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  8. "Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair" barked the dog, while my Roomba dragged its turd across the carpet. Nothing beside remains. Grounded in and decaying.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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  9. "Looks like another unexpected journey to the men's room," thought a sweaty Colostomy Baggins.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. "Loose lips sink ships" said Tommy to little Johnny as he opened Dad's can of Cope and took a dip. But when little Johnny took a dip from his lips the

    By FatDicTheOverWeighterInveg8r,
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  11. "Lordy, Lordy looks who's 40!" Sadly, Peter's in denial, Jesus died 7 years ago.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  12. "Love in an elevator?" More like "Dove in a Telestrator"

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  13. "Madman of the People" was the last real attempt at reviving the Coleman industry

    By Crummy Scrimmage,
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  14. "Make-It-Rainman" definitely, definitely, gets all the bitches.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. "Mama Told Me Not to Come," but I got her pregnant anyway!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. "Man is liable to receive from the lower animals, and to communicate to them, certain diseases"

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. "Man, it's been a while since it's been a hot one."

    By cory.uh.um.clifford,
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  18. "May I poop on your chest?" asked the man to which I replied, "you've got to be shitting on me."

    By Hank E. Panky,
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  19. "May the thrilling life of a circus performer be yours!"

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  20. "Maybe I'll go into hentai, maybe not," said Heisenberg's Uncertainty Tentacle

    By StopEatingBees,
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  21. "Maybe I'm in the minority here, but I'm a half-Filipino/half-inuit albino pansexual pescatarian of the B'Hai faith..

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,   
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  22. "Maybe it's just me, but for me, being biploar is cool!" -- A quote by Earth

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. "Maybe it's just me..."

    By SunHammer,
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  24. "Maybe its the weather, buttheir music got depressing after changing the bad to Franki Valli and the Four Seasonal Affective Disorders"

    By PamGriersLegs,
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  25. "Mazed and Corn-fused" would make a great name for a Halloween corn maze. Feel free to use it, spooky farmers.

    By Pure Guava,
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