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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Its hard to hit a memory pillow when you’re angry because it remembers all your moves

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  2. My ex-wife said, "Please move away from me." So I loaded up the truck and I went to Beverly... D'Angelo's, that is. She screamed and called the police.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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    • 241 views

  3. Watch Seinfeld Sunday nights at 7 or Kramer and Jerry will come to your house and beat you with wet noodles while Newman farts on everything in your fridge.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 166 views

  4. Shirk, shirk, shirk... shirk, shirk, shirk... shirk that duty!!! Shirk that duuuuutyyy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 162 views

  5. You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can pick bugs off of my back I'm a monkey OOO OOO AHH AHH EEE EEE

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 174 views

  6. Stop scratchin' on me mole, lest ye summon wee Dave Grohl.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 179 views

  7. There once was a man from Nantucket. He's more machine than man now.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
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    • 200 views

  8. 'Taint a taint to put it quaint, a butthole's not congreuent: a taint will stay the same old size, an anus you can grew it.

    By TheloniousThicc,
    • 1 reply
    • 330 views

  9. You know what they say about pizza and sex- Even when it’s bad, it’s just always me sticking my dick in a pizza box

    By Kevllis,
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    • 276 views

  10. No, YOU’RE going through a mental breakdown by posting so many catchphrase suggestions in a row!

    By Kevllis,
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    • 303 views

  11. That’s the last straw! I need to go to the straw store and buy more straws!

    By Kevllis,
    • 0 replies
    • 280 views

  12. I can't even count on one hand how many fingers I've lost throughout the years

    By Kevllis,
    • 0 replies
    • 272 views

  13. I own so many instruments because of my relentless loneliness. I don't know how to play any of them because of my crippling depression

    By Kevllis,
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    • 275 views

  14. My body is a temple- mostly ruins

    By Kevllis,
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    • 227 views

  15. I have butterflies in my stomach. I shouldn't have eaten all those butterflies

    By Kevllis,
    • 0 replies
    • 222 views

  16. I wish I was on The Board of Selectmen. I'd select a sandwich.

    By Kevllis,
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    • 261 views

  17. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 47 more times, also shame on you- STOP TAKING OBVIOUS ADVANTAGE OF ME

    By Kevllis,
    • 2 replies
    • 286 views

  18. Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to fish, he’ll starve to death because fishing’s hard

    By Kevllis,
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    • 259 views

  19. Blake me up the shelton.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 221 views

  20. When Moses parted the Red Sea on the side, that’s how you know he was old.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
    • 0 replies
    • 255 views

  21. The vegan vampire at my blood orange.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
    • 1 reply
    • 314 views

  22. I ran out of tissues and now my sleeves are an issue

    By MerkinTheWizard,
    • 0 replies
    • 220 views

  23. I literally hate it when people use textbook definitions.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
    • 0 replies
    • 199 views

  24. Don't call me Later to Dinner. That's Mr. Late to Dinner to you.

    By An actual, flammable witch,
    • 0 replies
    • 182 views

  25. I've got a monkey up my butt. You can call me Monkey Boy.

    By LP_Indeed!,
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    • 138 views
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