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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Jesus was a carpenter, that's why he wore those cool jeans with the hammer loop.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  2. A C A B!? More like A T C I T D S W O W O, All the cops in the donut shop say whey oh, whey oh!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 264 views

  3. I lead a double life, standing in for actors, doing stunts, blocking the lighting and cheating on my wife.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 277 views

  4. I don't know about you.... So tell me everything!!!

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
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  5. I don't know about you.... So tell me everything!!!

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
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  6. People always comment on my green thumb... They aren't happy that I stuck it in the guacamole.. 

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
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  7. How does this work... Did I do it?

    By Wyatt Sea-Bloom,
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  8. Sir, this is an Arby’s drive-thru, and the “fart soup,” as you call it, is au jus.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 281 views

  9. I don't like the alphabet because most of the letters are not Z's

    By ComeDumplin,
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  10. A bird's eye view is sweet but a brown eye's view stinks.

    By ComeDumplin,
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    • 180 views

  11. Two heads are better than one, except when they're on a scary monster that's chasing you

    By shartsmagoo22,
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    • 172 views

  12. Easy come, easy go, but you'd better just go 'cuz I don't cum easy

    By shartsmagoo22,
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    • 168 views

  13. The squeaky wheel gets the grease, but not from me. I like my wheels squeaky

    By shartsmagoo22,
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    • 203 views

  14. You know what they say, "You can't win and eat pancakes at the same time!"

    By Angry Trellis,
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  15. If my dick were dessert, it’d be strawberry shortcake.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 179 views

  16. Waiter? Yes, I’ll have the fart soup with a side of turd, please.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 176 views

  17. On second thought, just slap my ass. My name ain’t Sally.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. They say, the Caw Caw Caw took my raven away.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  19. Today is the first day of the rest of your wife, may she rest in peace

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 278 views

  20. I guess we're doing this again, and by this I mean dancing to chumbawumba of course

    By LesterPipps,
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  21. To join this gang you have to tamper with the smoke detector in the airplane toilet

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Her stoner dad’s briefcase was locked. But the code was set to “one-twenty”. She knew what to do.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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    • 168 views

  23. We have boots on the ground but on floors we wear slippers

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. In the control tower, job performance was not even on our radar. But a lot of crashing planes were.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 197 views

  25. If you hooch my chooch, I'm GONNA have to smooch your pooch.

    By FKA GeniusDog,
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    • 166 views
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