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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Put. The. Sugar. In. The. Milk.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. You put the sugar in the milk, then you stir it all around

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Gimme me that sugar milk...

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, said Mrs. Knievel nee Kennedy during the divorce proceedings.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  5. Extra! Extra! Stop the presses! Seriously print is a dying medium and I'm filing for bankruptcy. You are all being let go. See Janice in HR on your way out of the building

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  6. You can say that again! Just, not to me.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Angel near, heavenly dear, sinful sear, devilish snear, sexy rear... oh shit, I'm cumming over here!

    By Angry Trellis,
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  8. We broke this story but we glued it back together and we’re running it again

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. Oh dear, my marmalade won't spread. Would you be a doll and grab my chainsaw from the shed?

    By Angry Trellis,
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  10. In a crude mood, the shrewd prude, who'd wooed a lewd, rude dude (now in a skewed feud), brewed and chewed his food after he screwed, spewed, and gooed while his neighbors viewed, cooed, and mewed, nude.

    By gibberingfool,
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  11. I told you to stop doing this! OK, I didn’t “tell” you, verbally, I communicated it to you in writing, when I put up the sign reading “Stop defecating in the foyer, mom!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. My charity is an urban food bank called Mealz 4 Rillz

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. These go for $30 a pop but, if there is no audible popping sound, it is free.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. They say you can't squeeze blood from a stone. Well, you can squeeze blood from this bone. Stage direction: points to crotch.

    By Chippy Long,
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  15. My life coach tried to kill me

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  16. “Expecto my scrotum!” Harry yelled, as he teabagged Voldemort’s corpse in the face.

    By Cangarood,
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  17. Can’t read my, can’t read my, no you can’t read my Topher Grace.

    By Jordechu,
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  18. Tom Jones called. Your mother is dead

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  19. Where we're going We don't need clothes. i mean roads!...what?...no, you shut up!!!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  20. I don’t care what your dad says, Steve Gutenberg has never eaten a person

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  21. Mirror, mirror on the wall- I don't remember installing a mirror. Help! I'm in aluminum foil and I'm baking!

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  22. I don’t know what this says about me but I have to kill Grimace before he destroys the multiverse which includes our very own reality

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  23. Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach, that's not cum...

    By SweetBabyA,
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  24. Once, twice, three times in the babymaker

    By SweetBabyA,
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  25. Toodaloo, Jimmy Woo

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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