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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.

    By greazey_bob,
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  2. If Lime Disease is the opposite of Scurvy, then my recently deceased Aunt is the opposite of the Tuna i made out of my recently deceased Aunts Corpse.

    By sodapopcat,
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    • 1341 views

  3. After years of Andy Circus working exclusively in Newspapers Funny Pages, Andy left go pursue a career in the fledgling art of Mo-Cap.

    By sodapopcat,
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    • 655 views

  4. Say hello to my spittle, friend.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. What am I now, the clown of the highway?

    By ErringMason,
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  6. The sun my moon. The moon my earth. The earth my ocean. The ocean my balls. My balls cover two-thirds this planet. I am the destroyer of worlds—

    By Dhalgren,
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  7. Don't!

    By DorkyButCool,
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  8. I'm your guest Scott Aukerman, and I'm with your host _____________

    By brick face,
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  9. I'll introduce myself in a second

    By brick face,
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    • 924 views

  10. You've got the my dick touch.

    By blister hoggin,   
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  11. When the scotch touches your lips... bat him away the declare your love for England.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  12. If that peanut butter and jelly sandwich was not conceived in love, then you should have a salad instead.

    By D-Nye,   
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  13. Gonna get me sumadat clooney D.N.A., then we'll see whos all gregarious.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 751 views

  14. Poopty Doopty sat on a wall. Poopty Doopty had a great fall. Poopty Doopty wasn't so poopty, woopty?

    By PhiliBop,
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  15. Listen to this ya fuckin' weirdoes.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  16. Now it's Jack and Jack, Jill and Jill, Jilljack and Jackjill, or Jack and Jill that went up the hill - thanks, Obamacare.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 595 views

  17. You feelin' lucky punk? Well you should be, congratulations on winning the lottery!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 579 views

  18. If blood really is thicker than water, you should probably lay off the donuts, Tubsy.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  19. No more funny business, Mr bigglesworth McSoupbutt we had a goddamn deal! Give me the diamonds in exchange for the ivy league clown college tuition!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 601 views

  20. Welcome to comedy bang bang, your one stop shop wonder emporium that specialises in hilarious comedy and do-it-yourself demonic exorcisms!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 566 views

  21. Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just a kleptomaniac fruit thief?

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 548 views

  22. One more screw up and you two are off the case and this time I'm serious! Is that clear, Steven Segal and a talking monkey sidekick!?

    By SeñorFartFace,
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    • 570 views

  23. no, not like jetsons dead, i mean, like x-files dead

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 650 views

  24. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, This is Comedy Bang Bang. Comedy Bang Bang.

    By teedle,
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    • 502 views

  25. How dare you, sir! How double dog dare you!

    By Dhalgren,
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