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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Incoming transmission, sir: ECHO ALPHA TANGO DELTA ECHO ECHO ZULU NOVEMBER UNIFORM TANGO SIERRA.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Drop dead gorgeous? More like helleborous florist!

    By WinnifredYahtztonIII,
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  3. You don’t need to say “adequate enough.” You can just say “adequate” or else just say “A mad shitload AF.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Shmin Shma Shmungle Shma Shmight Shmungle, I

    By iam39yroldbuttass,
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  5. Do I have to wear a face mask if, as you say, I have my head up my ass?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. If I could save time in a bottle I wouldn't be the depraved timeaholic I'v become

    By tylersmith86,
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  7. Cross my heart and hope to die and then be reanimated through the miracle of cryogenics©️

    By TripperDungan,   
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  8. Tiny dancer in your hand. Tony Danza in the sack.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  9. My doctor says I have ADHD whatever that... Woah! Did you guys know whitney houston died?

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  10. Whatever happened to that nice man from the apprentice?

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  11. Hold up doc are those needles sterile, cus I sure am! Seriously lets talk options my wife wants children and she's threatening to leave me.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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    • 180 views

  12. I want a divorce I want a divorce. Get out of my life you filthy old horse.

    By Boob Seger,
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  13. The naked man fears no pickpocket.

    By RickyRobitussin,
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  14. Ejaculate together, stay together.

    By The Funny Man Can,
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  15. We pull together as a family eunuch.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Why do people keep submitting Catch Phrases that rhyme? I hate rhymes!

    By Armpit Ashtray,
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  17. The plot of Downboy Abbey centers around a family of dogs headed by Earl Ruffsley Woofington

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. Tonight. Dysfunction strikes the nation, countless pleasure-less beds unfulfilled. I'm earwolf blitzer and this is the ejaculation room.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  19. Rain rain go away. Die die die.

    By rumdumpster,
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  20. The peen is smite ear than the soared

    By rumdumpster,
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  21. Do you know what to do? when he's calling for you, or if there's nothing else you can do. Listen to your faaaaaart. Before it tells youuuuuu goodbye.

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  22. Bust sequence initiated!

    By rumdumpster,
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  23. WandaVision? More like WandaVision!

    By Yummy Nummy Cummy Bear,
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  24. I’m in the weeds! The seaweeds. Kelp!

    By rumdumpster,
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    • 128 views

  25. Birds of a feather fuck together.

    By Boob Seger,
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    • 224 views
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