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1. I don't know if you know this, life is a box. And we're just the chocolates inside that darn thing.

   By FernandoPagan, July 15, 2014
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2. What's up, hot dog? Sorry your owner left you in the car.

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3. Up up down down left right left right B A...code not recognised, continue to character select

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4. Please excuse my dear Aunt Sally...

   By Dr. Airdrums, July 11, 2014
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5. Call me a healthy cat cause this feline is feeling fine!

   By Dr. Airdrums, July 11, 2014
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6. You know what they say about guys with big feet? It's Bigfoot!

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7. A question for the panel: If my morning smoothie is mostly green vegetables, can I still throw a couple Milky Ways in there?

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, July 12, 2014   

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8. I'll give you a Brazilian wax, but it'll cost you a Brazilian dollars.

   By MattCameron, July 12, 2014
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9. Welcome to The Nerdist Podcast, I'm your host Chris Hardwick. Today we'll be talking with our guest about how comedy comes from pain.

   By Ben Burton, July 12, 2014
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10. If Melissa Joan Heart isn't listening then why even try?!

    By fredsolo, July 12, 2014
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11. Turns out the Bart-Man had been doing us all this time.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 12, 2014
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12. If you are listening to this it's already too late. Mr. Apples is no more.

    By fredsolo, July 13, 2014
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13. Renee Zellweger Walks Into a Bar...

    By Ribs, July 13, 2014
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14. uStringfellow Hawk apply de-icer, oh sure, like when helicopter freezes over

    By KrangkaDelic, July 13, 2014
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15. Today's show is a bit of a crapshoot.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, July 17, 2014
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16. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm your host Butt Fuckerman, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By TheGuy, July 15, 2014
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17. The Bone Zone? How about the Marry Ya Area?

    By Dhalgren, July 14, 2014
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18. Front-bum and you got yourself a deal

    By KrangkaDelic, July 14, 2014
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19. Choose wisely when making friends, and choose friends when making wise.

    By jaymanthegreat, July 14, 2014
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20. Whatever happened to a good ol fashioned ass fucking?

    By rod aug, July 14, 2014
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21. ...

    By allenpwilliams, July 15, 2014
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22. Large incestuous helio-pods; who run Sumerian sanatoriums, pool their resources in summer-time, while they laugh by their aquariums.

    By KrangkaDelic, July 15, 2014
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23. When Grandpa says "No more mayonnaise!", put on your nicest pant suit.

    By CasperBlaze, July 15, 2014   

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24. All hail the Shah of Na Na! Dip Didda Dip Dow!

    By Bever Hopox, July 15, 2014
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25. That's down cold cat!

    By Bever Hopox, July 15, 2014
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