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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Close the door, Snowball! Were you raised in a barnyard dystopia?

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  2. Close the doors and get on all fours, Uncle Ballsack's back for more!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 194 views

  3. Close your eyes and I'll kiss you, tomorrow I'll fist you!

    By Shaw Yawn,
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    • 218 views

  4. Close your eyes and open up that colostomy bag...Ooh! Look, Granny!

    By iam39yroldbuttass,
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  5. Close your eyes and smile, it's time to listen and relax. If you're currently driving, remember not to text

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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  6. Close your eyes Take a deep breath. Be in the moment. Repeat your affirmation: I am loved. Hail Satan.

    By beeface,
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  7. Close your eyes, relax and listen to my voice...because you are about to hear the best Jerry Seinfeld impression ever

    By Mister Smart,
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  8. close your eyes.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  9. Close your eyes. Pucker uppppp.....Ok....NOW! HIT THE LIGHTS! RELEASE THE POLAR BEARS! FUCK YOU JENNY! THIS IS FOR 8TH GRADE PROM!

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 570 views

  10. Close. [long pause]. What, do I have to blatently tell you that failing doesn't warrant you a cigar?

    By TRb,
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  11. Closed captioning of this catchphrase is brought to you in part by (unintelligible grunts and moans)

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Closed Captions? i'd say more like Acquaintance Captions or even Captions with benefits.

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  13. Closed until further notices of opening

    By I am banksy,
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  14. Clothes maketh the man. Children maketh the sneakers. Sweatshop Bugaloo!

    By SideofMcG,
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  15. Clouds are Nature's Perverts. I look up in the sky and and all I can see for miles and miles are white fluffy Penises!

    By EDfromRED,
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  16. clouds listing lazily across the night sky, illuminated from within by the captive orphans with torches so bright

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. Clouds!

    By MarshFrownsend,
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  18. Cloudy with a chance of skee-ball? I like those odds, counselor.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Clown condoms are like clown cars - they're both packed full of dicks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. Clowns may be scary, but their carpooling skills are stupendous

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right: B-B-B-B-BONER!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Clowns to the left of me! Jokers to the right! Here I am stuck in the Joker's hideout! Call Batman!

    By Angry Trellis,
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  23. Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right. Here I am, needing a ride home from the circus.

    By Cucker Tarlson,
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    • 151 views

  24. Cluck me, daddy! Cluck me! The chicken or the egg, the chicken or the egg.... ooooo, I came first!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 282 views

  25. Cluck me, daddy! Cluck me! The chicken or the egg, the chicken or the egg.... ooooo, I came first!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 236 views
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