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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Forget Bridgerton! The only period romance I wanna see stars me and my Tampax Pearls!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. You’re telling me! unless I am having both visual and auditory hallucinations.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 178 views

  3. Humans just love it when balls go into holes

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. Hey Jude, take a sad script and make it better, you are Dr Jude the script doctor, right?

    By Salty Shoelaces,
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  5. Come spend the night inside my booger walls

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Do people who call it "Mickey D's" think it's really called "Mick Donald's"?

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  7. Donatello leads, Michelangelo does machines, Leonardo is cool but rude, Raphael is a party dude

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  8. Measure twice, cut thrice.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. If you don’t eat edge brownies, fuck you. They’re the best part.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. Your Honor, I can prove to the Court's satisfaction I am not a cat. And I resent the implication. Meow, we are before the Court today on a motion for sunbeams and catnip...

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  11. Ducks & drakes.... why did it have to be ducks & drakes?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. I wanted to adopt a corgi, but who wants to get into a custody battle with the queen?

    By NVMcHAwk,
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  13. Bone like the objects you grab in the Hasbro game Operation, Queef like a Pussy Fart. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm your host Doctor Heart Man

    By Jordan Joestar,
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  14. Wham, bam, and thank you Van Damme.

    By sourcreamdream,
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  15. I’m so hungry

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  16. Why is my wife trying to meet up with guys from the british broadcasting corporation

    By Turtleshark,
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  17. And thus I submit that The Hills are a sentient life force, both having eyes and being alive with the sound of music.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  18. You can take your donkey to the honkey-tonk, but you can’t make him shake his badonkadonk.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 190 views

  19. Cut the king cake but don’t eat the baby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. "Thigh-high"... "Bobby"... "Argyle"... Hey - what's in this box labeled: "Tube"...?

    By Haywood Jabroni,
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  21. I can Christopher Walken chew gum at the same time.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines. Raphael is cool but rude, Michelangelo is a party dude

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 191 views

  23. I’m slow, can we do a Cannonball Walk instead?

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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    • 180 views

  24. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I'm Scott Aukerman. I wish I was Jason Mantzoukas. This isn't a catchphrase, I just really wish I was Jason Mantzoukas.

    By Mydumbjokes,
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    • 195 views

  25. All these kittens are making me horny

    By Turtleshark,
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