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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Sticks and stones may break my bones but that won't stop me in my quest to become Thratos: King of the Zebras

    By fredsolo,
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  2. I bet civil war hero General Warts wouldn't have been mockingly called Genital Warts if his first & middle names hadn't been Incurable Pubic.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  3. But in this version the mammary glands come back from the dead to haunt the bayou.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. What's Up, Hot Dog... The Movie Starring David Naughton and Shannon Tweed?

    By TechnicalityNoDownBooOver,   
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  5. They pelted us with rocks and garbage... because we told them to go Fuck themselves

    By A Random Dan,   
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  6. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. If cats have nine lives, mine must have gone through eight lives before I got him.

    By AndrewUren,
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  8. When a donkey cries, the monkey dies

    By geoff_holm,
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  9. What's a "hot dog"?

    By scottingtonIV,
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  10. In the name of Zarlax and by the ghosts of my ancestors I will avenge you my lizard queen!

    By Thedge,
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  11. Rub my nipples and call me sexy, I'm Scott Aukerman and I'm into that sort of thing

    By Thedge,
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  12. I throw my fist into the air as it rises, rises, rises to meet one of those dumb low-flying birds.

    By Dhalgren,
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  13. Whenever I hear mobsters say “This thing of ours...” I always feel like they’re talking about the carrot cake in the fridge.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  14. I sit upon a slit sheet, upon a slit sheet I sit...

    By FredKaplan-Mayer,
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  15. Hey there sandwich

    By kindlerslist,
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  16. You've heard of a blow job, well, this is more of a blow task. If you've got time to lean . . .

    By Dhalgren,
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  17. Nut flakes, Netflix, Nat Faxon, nacho freaks, net folks is fishers wearing nature frocks. Never forget nuclear froyo

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  18. The early bird catches the worm, but IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M NARCOLEPTIC MOM!

    By EmilyGaffney,   
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  19. How the hell is it kidnapping...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  20. When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber. That's when I get my shotgun out. The estate agent who sold me this place really conned me.

    By Thedge,
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  21. Richard Dawkins is an atheist?! Then who brought the brownies to my Bible Study?!

    By jetouellet,
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  22. The best part of waking up, is Scott Aukerman in your cup!

    By EmilyGaffney,   
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  23. Spare me your ribs! Skin me your potato! Finger me your chicken!

    By Dhalgren,
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  24. Crack an egg onto my head and watch me make a hair omelette with a curling iron!

    By RonniePickinpaugh,
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  25. The weird faces Little Steven makes in the 'Glory Days' video give me a 2 hour non-stop waterfall of diarrhea. This is the new permanent catchphrase.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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