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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Today I took two berries on the ferry but didn’t think of tincturing my sphincter.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  2. Who’s the wiseguy with the sizable thighs that makes my heart capsize?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 195 views

  3. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Thus concludes my description of Hulk Hogan's living room.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 669 views

  4. I heard they remade Rocky IV, with David Spade and Pauly Shore, but you don't really care for boxing, do ya?

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  5. Longing makes the heart grow fonder, but fondling makes the part grow longer.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  6. Little diddy, 'bout Jack and Diane. Jack from Will & Grace, and Diane from Cheers. They never crossed over.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  7. Last night I took a bath with Bubbles. I borrowed the bubbles from my next door neighbor, Candy. Then I ate candy. Junior Mints to be exact. My girlfriend brought them over when we fucked...which was why I needed to take a bath.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 591 views

  8. Find a penny, put it in your butt and all day long you’ll have good luck.

    By sourcreamdream,
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  9. It's CBB, the podcast that's been careening through bizarre conversations with entrepreneurs since 2009.

    By GJ The DJ,
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  10. Once you've figured out when to hold them, and mastered when to fold them, then all that's really left to do is scold them.

    By GJ The DJ,
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    • 181 views

  11. I dreamed of a place where the beaches are sandy, the men are all ripped and the women are randy.

    By Senator McCheese,
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  12. Hey, Inigo Montoya called, he wants his father back

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  13. Ronald Reagan here, urging you once again to let me "baby-bird" you a California sized handful of Jelly Belly® jelly beans.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  14. You snooze, you lose. I snooze, I splooge. It’s called Nocturnal Emission Disorder.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. Get what you can while the getting’s good. I just popped a blue pill and now I’ve got wood.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 179 views

  16. You can bend me, you can mend me, but first please rear-end me.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. Somewhere! Over the Paywall...content is free! goddamn, why do i have to be broke and Scott so cheap!

    By Nickname's Expert,
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  18. Stop bragging about your “Sponge Bob no pants” painting. I get it. You painted sponge Bob with no pants and hung it in your front hallway. It’s great. Just stop talking about it.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. And now it's time for a little something we call Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. It ain't what you do it's the way that you do it but also it is what you do because what if you're doing it the right way but it's the wrong thing that won't work now will it? Anyway, great party huh? Oh you're leaving? Already?

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Giving birth is tedious. That's why the French call it La Bore.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. Actually the full title is Who Posed, Painted and Then Framed Roger Rabbit. I know because I'm an asshole.

    By SideofMcG,
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  23. Crash land a plane in the Hudson? I wouldn't Sully myself.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Look buddy, there are dil-dos and dil-dont’s - and this thing: is a definite dil-don’t

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  25. Hey Pixies, why'd you call your song "Debaser" when "Acid" is 3 letters shorter??

    By DumbHumorEnthusiast,
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