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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Bruce Wayne Knight

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. Gimme your feet boy to see them soles/ I wanna get lost in your piggy toes/ and sniff away

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  3. Let me honk on them chonkers til it drives me bonkers.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. Let me nibble them pubies like they smugglin' rubies.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Let me chomp on those titties like they owe me fiddies.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Let me suckle those honeys like they owe me moneys.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. It's a Gundam? I have no idea what anime is, but giant robots haunt my space-faring nightmares.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  8. Duck, duck, duck, goose!? Call the zoo, their golden goose is loose and gold is falling from its caboose. 

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  9. Pizza! Pizza! I'm not quoting Little Caesar's, I'm demanding pizza for my next meal.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  10. It's all fun and games until someone loses and eye, then you're just sitting around watching them look for it.

    By Toomuchgoo,
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  11. "Meet my G.O.Penis," the Proud Boy whispered, as the erect insurrectionist stormed his cellmates' fleshy capitol.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. I'm sorry sir, but that's the last time you try and order Serengeti at THIS Olive Garden!

    By Kirksey Cordwainer,
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  13. 🎵Four in the morning, split-streaming, yawning…🎵

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  14. Smack my ass and call me Sally, because I frequently suck off Adam Pally

    By Mydumbjokes,
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    By Burritofeet,
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  16. Jon Voight adroitly exploits me in Detroit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. I’m Scott Aukerman, and my preferred pronoun is “Hey, asshole!”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. This morning we lost our baby after a painful struggle with cancer. But then we found him hiding in the clothes hamper so now it’s back to the pediatric chemo ward!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  19. Look I don’t want anyone to get in trouble here. I just want a series of public beheadings so that my rage can be washed away in a wave of blood.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  20. Christopher Plummer is survived by his twin brother, Christopher Electrician

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. I picked up two hitch hikers the other day, their names were Kevin James and Will Smith.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. When I die I hope they bury me face down so everyone won’t notice I have a boner.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  23. When it comes to Benjamin Button nuns, old habits die young

    By silentbison,
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  24. I don’t just want your butt, I want your love!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. I don’t just want your love, I want your butt!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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