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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It's not that I don't love you, it's just that you ate my dog.

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  2. Mmm. Ungh. UNGH!

    By BenjaminMorin,
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    • 714 views

  3. Don't tread on me!... Ow! I said don't!

    By ZackCleveland,
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    • 817 views

  4. Foxy robot boxing, all this week on the Own Network!

    By ZackCleveland,
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    • 870 views

  5. Great job Mark, you really wet the bed on this one. Those petunias are gonna grow in nicely.

    By ZackCleveland,
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    • 688 views

  6. Are we not but crayons leaving our colors on the canvas of existence

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  7. Baffo Bio, A+, Around the Corner, Through The Roof, Hot Dog.

    By underabridge,
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  8. Hugh Grants' huge rant underlined his ignorance of dusks' golden rule - ya cruise, ya loose.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I'm sorry you feel that way Mr. President, but my mommy says I'm a handsome boy.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  10. When a big pizza pie hits the moon in your eye is it considered delivery or delisio?

    By temperedpancake,
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  11. It's my first pig slaughtering and I can jazzercise in the barn if I want to!

    By temperedpancake,
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  12. As I contorted my body into a cannonball I noticed the cue sticks and realized I was at the wrong pool.

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 628 views

  13. Robert Redford turned to me, burped, and said "Check it out, I'm Bob Belcher."

    By Bever Hopox,
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    • 709 views

  14. My chicken is stickin' to the Nixon that you're lickin'

    By VajayjayLeno,
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  15. Your mumbling excuses fell on deaf ears, while my rumbling protrusion fell on cleft rears.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. I always forget the difference between slander and libel. One slanders gravy over their libel and onions, right?

    By Dhalgren,
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  17. "Quit while you're a head," said the man to his penis, "We don't want to have another episode of 'Wreck-Tile Destruction!'" ...Alas, RIP, my tiles.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  18. What I lack in foreskin...

    By PeePoPo,
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  19. Let me ask you this. If you can kill a baby before birth, can you kill a child before noon? I mean--you seem well-equipped. Winky face, crotch rub.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  20. Don't hate the player, hate the game. You hear that Uno? Battleship? Mouse Trap? Winner my ass Game of Life.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  21. I Can't Help Farting in Gloves With You.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  22. A glob of bread on a pudding head! thats what a young boy needs!

    By forgotten-dingo,
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  23. I'm writing a story about Noah, but I'm having trouble figuring out his arc.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. My wife has gone, my kids have gone, but the old mule in the barn keeps swinging his tail.

    By Foltaire,
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  25. What makes my Batman screenplay unique are all the scenes with the titular hero stopping to go to the bathroom and cracking "guano" jokes.

    By @Max__Bruno,
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