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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Would Carrie like a mulligan? Miss Brownstein, your ball is in the water hazard. Fetch me my scuba!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. Chronic laconic. Erratic socratic. Synchronicity Yes Up hoot enter

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  3. Ain't no gettin' past the ghetoblast, Prendergast

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  4. Fuck, Marry, Kill: Da police, Christmas and a mockingbird.

    By dafteskimo,
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  5. Love knows no bounds but aren't boundaries important? I really don't want love getting into the crawlspace.

    By Dhalgren,
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  6. Nice!...

    By StephenMiner,
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  7. Harris Wittels prefers to watch Indiana Jones movies on a laptop inside his Mustang so he can tell people he's Harris in Ford.

    By AaronSinger_29251,
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  8. God Bless America. And support our..........poops?!

    By Not_David_,
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  9. If Tim Horton has submitted to the will of the Burger King, what hope do I have?

    By FireDudeTwo,   
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  10. STRIVE FOR THE BRILLIANCE

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. See, Dad? I told you they'd use my catch phrase! Now, a bet is a bet and now you must let me touch mom's boob.

    By Metalhart,
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  12. Hwhile I possess the hwill to hwin, I hwon't hweasel my hway to the hwinner's circle.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  13. Be careful in the pacific northwest, bears are known to possess telekinetic powers. That's something to bear in mind.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  14. Dear diary, I got my first period today. Grammar is fantastic.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  15. Bang Bang into the room, Bang Bang all over you.

    By buffalobills,
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  16. You're dead right, ghost-republican.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Call the police!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Rampant across the Third World, malnutrition is a tragic epidemic. The body needs different chemicals and I'd know, I'm Walter White.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  19. Hey Science write TV on the Radio back would ya

    By BoatsRock,
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  20. What do you call a fat house? Mortgagely Obese (insert laugh)

    By BoatsRock,
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  21. Welcome to Comedy Bang! Bang! I'm Scott Aukerman and I haven't stopped crying since 1985.

    By EmilyGaffney,
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  22. knickers on the dashboard, smartphone on the floor; jugglers gathering in the car park: that's right mother, it's WAR/

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Thanks for all that, Family Guy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. I don't mean to be crass. Wull hey now, crass it up. Crass crass crass & a glass of sassafras

    By greazey_bob,
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  25. Vampires suck at necking.

    By Dhalgren,
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    • 607 views
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