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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I can tell im never dehydrated cause my pee is always red.

    By feelred,
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  2. They were deadly on the ground. Now they have wings. Welcome to Con Air.

    By carlosfugazi,
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  3. If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree --the tree wins.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. Mangina? Mangina?!? No thanks, I'll just have a coke.

    By Tiny Wild Animals,
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  5. I gave my most sacred equations to your lustral basin, your gilded paintings; your open spaces ... the rest i aimed at the toilet bowl, or on those Ew

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Shave the head but never the face and you'll look sharp all over the place!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  7. For bathroom time, don't forget the TP --now with a rush of cherry flavor!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. I always thought an eclair was just an electronic version of my ex-girlfriend.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. I can't believe it's not butter, but I'll take your word for it. As unlikely as it seems, it's at least remotely possible that it's a podcast.

    By Adam Young,
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  10. Boil some water off, add some flavor, strain it in muslin; its all Greek yogurt to me.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  11. I try to stay away from sports metaphors because I'm not very good at them.

    By Dhalgren,
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  12. You may be six degrees from Kevin Bacon, but we're all just one degree from the icy grip of death.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Friends, Romans, countryman, lend me your Earwolf forum log-in information, I have a new catchprase suggestion!

    By end7ess,
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  14. Hey man, you're not old! 40 is the new black!

    By travisdunsmuir,
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  15. Adam and Eve wore fig leaves but where did they put the figs? WHERE DID THEY PUT THE FIGS?!?

    By Dhalgren,
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  16. Like we say in the sugar business...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. First rule about Comedy Fight Club Sandwiches: Rye bread, no pickle, hold the lime you friggin sicko

    By greazey_bob,
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  18. I'm not an atheist, but I refuse to believe in people named Christian.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  19. You could call me Mary, but that was my friend Kipp's mother's name. So don't.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  20. Ghosts

    By StanSitwell,
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  21. What's up hot dog, jumping frog, Albuquerque?

    By ZaneMcDaniel,   
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  22. I'm like Harrison Ford, dressed to impress, lost in the south looking for a Star Wars convention... Solo Bolo.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. If you've ever liked chemicals so much you might as well be Walter White, you might be a redneck.

    By ZaneMcDaniel,   
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  24. If you wanna spend the night at my house you are going to have to kill that giant goose

    By fredsolo,
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  25. Verily, verily, I say to thee, know'st thou what mine eyes hath seen? Your fly is open.

    By ashinyobject,
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