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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If half of your jokes in the office don't come from Comedy Bang Bang, <i>you're doing it wrong.</i> Are italics allowed in this forum?

    By guygoald,
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  2. Marc Maron is standing behind me with his cats...

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  3. Is this where I post the catchphrases? I'm NOT Scott Aukerman.

    By JacobComeau,   
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  4. So you see Humpty Dumpty was a dirty commie sicko all along, and I'm glad obamacare killed him. Now good night children.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Once, twice, three times slim shady

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  6. Screech a man to phish and he'll excrete for a day

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. I'm a fan of boobs. What I'm saying is I blow on boobs.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  8. You can bring the energy to the show, but you can't surge-protect it.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. Either Harris Wittels is passed out on your couch again, or, that's right, you're listening to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By guygoald,   
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  10. You hear about Bill's last dookie? They're calling it colonial William's turd. Hmm, patriotic

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  11. Christmas comes once a year, but I come everyday. Ladies.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  12. Thou all should knowith how to maketh things soundith like Shakespeare...ith.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. Hey baby, why don't you ditch your friend so we can have ourselves a twosome.

    By Dhalgren,
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  14. My face, your butt. Let's tangle.

    By guygoald,
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  15. grit tis pert remembering, hat fit sis much more disheartening to have to squeal naan to be brolen from, hmmm?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Scott Bakula did.

    By JosephSchmo,   
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  17. Cars on Donegal roads move pretty fast; if you don't stop to look around once in a while a celebrity couple could kill you, and then buy your families

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. On a midsummer's eve I like to enjoy a nice meatloaf in my car. It truly is paradise by the dashboard light.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  19. We like chemicals so much, you might as well call us Walter White!

    By Jake Dingus,
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  20. No man is an island...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  21. If you are what you eat then why am I turning into Stephen Colbert?

    By Bever Hopox,
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  22. To show my support for the feminist movement I am changing my name to Scott Aukerwoman.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  23. In other news, the scientists analyzing the DNA of Paul "Chemicals" Rust, the local comedian charged with identity theft, have concluded that

    By RafaelRabello,
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  24. Ever heard of the Hulkster? Well, I was the Dumpster. I took dumps in the middle of the ring. The Dumpster. I was the Dumpster.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  25. I'm not racist, but this catchphrase is.

    By guygoald,
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