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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Who's down cold cat.

    By Opposite Day so no Infringies,
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  2. my sweaters are knitted, my sheets are fitted, my chest is titted, my pants are shitted

    By Big Smidge,
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  3. I judge a book by its cover. This paperback, here, is a slut.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. By the way, Romans, about that crucifixion? You totally nailed it.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  5. Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Testicles

    By StopEatingBees,
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  6. I feel the need, the need for a slang word for marijuana, four letters

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  7. I misunderstood the question and told them my favorite horror movie was "Pretty Woman."

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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  8. I asked the pharmacist for Flonase, but he gave me mayonnaise! Doesn't help with allergies but great on a sandwich.

    By Mr. Pratfall,
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    • 154 views

  9. Fill a bum, not a buster

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  10. On a scale of 1 to 10, how many pounds of number 2 did you make on my kitchen scale?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 162 views

  11. Another day today, weird

    By ImAChuckster,
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  12. Pour yourself a bowl of Eggy Water and get ready for some Football

    By ImAChuckster,
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  13. Does anyone remember what the Pixar movies with the cars is called?

    By ImAChuckster,
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  14. If you want good advice, don't cover your head with lice; always soak your wet phone with dry rice; and don't let the dogs out. They don't see well and might end up roadkill.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  15. I can’t wait to start cancer treatment! I’m more like a cancer IMpatient!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Once upon a time, there was a host of a podcast that didn't understand that he isn't allowed at Burger King anymore. The End.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  17. If you want to tell me how you feel, don't bother, I already know! It's with your hands!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  18. The crow caws at dawn to tell me to mow the lawn, and he asks me to call him Shawn. I oblige.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  19. Sometimes when I look up at the stars, I wonder if there is an alien up there dreaming about making sweet love to me.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  20. Easy there pal, I will not lick your paper cut wounds, not until I've had my coffee.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 181 views

  21. These boots were made for walking, and they are on sale for 59.99, only at Rural King!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 178 views

  22. Dinner is ready, we're having rancid calamari again! Sorry Charlie!

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 175 views

  23. If I make love to a Aardvark in a forest with no one around, does the Aardvark make a sound?

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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    • 187 views

  24. We didn't start the lawnmower. But the grass is growin' so let's get a-mowin'

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 151 views

  25. If a tree falls in a forest, ya gotta make that paper

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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