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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Accidentally signed up for Wife Swamp. Hope The Widow Kulap is OK out there...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  2. [french accent] beep beep beep. that's a french microwave telling you your pesto tortellini is ready.

    By pepsi,
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  3. It's a long way to the top in the ladder business.

    By MattCameron,
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  4. She had legs as long as a summer's day, and she knew how to use them...except when it came to riding a bicycle.

    By Jeffry Jeffri Jeffre,
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  5. It smells like millipedes in here...

    By JeffD'Ambrosio,
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  6. Two heads are better than one...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  7. I'm going to very deliberately and slowly put this peeled potato on top of this pile of unpeeled potatoes.

    By WinRosenfeld,
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  8. Someone once said, "hugs not drugs"...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. They say, "an eye for an eye leaves everyone blind"...

    By theegreg,
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  10. Wake Up and Smell The Rambo. . It's Comedy Bang Bang!!

    By defboyardee,
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  11. You can be a robot for some of the day but with the rest of those hours let that brain imagine!

    By guicemann,   
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  12. Did you see that dunk Spud Webb just threw down?! Now that was one tasty potato!

    By Jonsnizzle44,
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  13. You can get too much of a good thing.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  14. Heavily medicated, lightly tanned, medium salted, over a spicy volcano.

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. Welcome to The Nerdist Podcast, I'm your host Chris Hardwick. Today we'll be talking with our guest about how comedy comes from pain.

    By Ben Burton,
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  16. The last time I checked...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  17. My girlfriend has a pube fetish, if you know what I mean

    By scooberote,
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  18. I got mustard on my iPad.

    By No_Name_Johnson,
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  19. How much is that doggie and that window? I would like to purchase both.

    By CarterJones,
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  20. If you go the extra mile, you'll miss your destination.

    By ashinyobject,
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  21. I have those same pants.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  22. ...

    By allenpwilliams,
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  23. I serve at the pleasure of the president of whoever makes funyuns

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  24. Nigel, cancel my reservation at Burger King and go fetch me something rancid-smelling out of a garbage can in the alley.

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  25. I went to Lousy T-Shirt Island and all I got was this high quality dress shirt.

    By Shampoodler,
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