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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Love to see you go but hate to watch you leave. That ass is a nightmare.

    By MarkDowling,
    • 2 replies
    • 369 views

  2. First cut is the deepest. Deep cuts are the sweetest. Cheap Cutz are why my fringe is so uneven.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  3. Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I got big ol balls and a tiny cock

    By Sup Fuckerman,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  4. Sing a song of sixpence none the richer. A pocketful of bearded barley. Kiss me.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 186 views

  5. Have you been injured by an unwieldy catchphrase at work? You could be entitled to compensation or sweet FA. Call now to find out which it is. Spoiler alert - it's sweet FA.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 164 views

  6. I've heard of poisoning your room mate because he won't stop snoring in his sleep but this is ridiculous. Also this is the court case about that poisoning and I am guilty. 

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  7. I am indebted to you Sir Visa, for thine card of plastic credit thoth enable me to purchase sustenance when the coffers are empty. Also porn.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 162 views

  8. The Bangles also sang about maniac Monday but the families of the murder spree victims sued so that one never got released.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 171 views

  9. If I was a carpenter I'd have saved myself 500 dollars last weekend.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  10. I'll take "Words That End In -uttsex" for $600, Geordi

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 173 views

  11. Some call me "The Shitting Machine"/ Taking mad shits like you wouldn't believe/ I know you're probably thinking "yo his ass ain't clean"/ Take a whiff motherfucker and see what I mean.

    By CountBackwards,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  12. Please help, I'm trapped in the catchphrase factory and they won't let me out

    By BobOdentwerk,
    • 0 replies
    • 268 views

  13. New rule: no more hands for soccer players. Take their hands, no more rule breaking. It’s that simple.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 165 views

  14. Upon entering the premises I was struck by a strong broccoli-fart smell which indicated foul play was involved.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 212 views

  15. Everything I do…I do it for doo-doo.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 213 views

  16. Leave me a note next time you poop in my toilet. Foreshadowing or not you scared the shit out of me.

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 170 views

  17. Don’t sniff.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 205 views

  18. How come the telephone gets to be called ‘phone’ but the phonograph has to be called ‘record player’ now. It’s messed up.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 191 views

  19. If you love end rhyme more than narrative continuity, you can piss right off.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 176 views

  20. Stop trying to make me think that I’m bread. I’m not bread. I’m a human.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 177 views

  21. Maybe she's shorn with it... maybe it's guillotine!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  22. Get ready to fall in love with comedy all over again.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 1 reply
    • 183 views

  23. AFV! It's hilarity with clarity!

    By Facelist,
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views

  24. Hey girl, are you Spartacus? No, I AM SPARTACUS

    By StopEatingBees,
    • 0 replies
    • 166 views

  25. Quit farting in the bathtub and listen up

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views
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