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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My brethren, last eve I visited the Instagrams, and what I beheld shook me to my very core: young people boasting that they were proudly defiling their sacred bodies by smoking cigarettes with.... "pound-sign NO FILTER!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him get an abortion.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  3. I suffer from disseminated, treatment resistant - yet delicious - Key Lime disease.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. Late to bed, late to rise, makes a man smelly and dumb and he dies.

    By Animal,
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  5. Today we have hyjinx, low-jinx, and Robert Durst of The Jinx.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. Die, die, die, my darling Princess Di, we barely knew ye.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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  7. You're once, twice, three times Slim Shady. You're Emineminem.

    By Animal,
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  8. U.G.L.Y. You ain't got no alibi, you have a severe incurable form of leprosy.

    By TacoLove,
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  9. My neighbor’s turtle was last seen buying rope and a 5hr energy at the...Shell Station. I know - but he was really there. Please help.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. My neighbor’s turtle is missing

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. I’m funny because I quote movies. Please date me

    By Dr. Evil Knieval,
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  12. Don't show your peen to an underaged teen

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  13. You can pick your friends, you can lick your friends, you can lick your friend’s dick until it trends

    By jackjacknovak,
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  14. I'm normal, I put my cock ring on one ball at a time just like everyone else

    By mudslut,
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  15. Find a penny, pick it up. All day long, you'll have diarrhea

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  16. What’s wrong, hot dog?

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  17. Mouse, mice. Blouse, blice.

    By Caca Lipschitz,
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  18. In a Spanish bank with 0% interest, a penny saved gathers no mas

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  19. You can cook with margarine or butter, but don't push white in your friend's turd-cutter.

    By stripelab,
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  20. A Very Merry Un-birthday...to SHOE?!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  21. Take your ancient grains and get fucked, King Tut!

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  22. Excrete at my feet and I'll do you to the beat.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  23. I'm superintendent of an over-worked rural school district and boy are my marms tired.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  24. Scooby in the streets, Shaggy in the sheets

    By Slouchyslurpsaton,
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  25. Wishing my cuck the best of luck

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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