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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. this is the story of a girl; who cried a river and drowned the whole world. thanksĀ for solving the water chrysis, you jerk!

    By voichicoski,
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  2. we'reĀ back on the bang bang.Ā uh. ah. the truth hurts. but we ain't pretenders, baby.

    By voichicoski,
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  3. Appease me, please, with Mac and cheese... and I shall grant your every wish.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  4. Set 'em up, knock 'em down, touch their buns and go to town.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  5. you don't shit yourself when you die, every human death simply occurs as complications of said shitting

    By voichicoski,
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  6. Rubber baby buggy Baba Booey Baby Booey

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  7. is meta-humor an absurd exercise in itself?

    By voichicoski,
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  8. 46 years ago today, bob dylan defied comedy standards by for the first time ever making the bold decision to omit theĀ canned laughter in one of hisĀ albums. "blood on the laugh tracks" was no more.

    By voichicoski,
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  9. This podcast is for mature audiences only. If you are a child, and we catch you listening to this, we will cut off your head and make love to the holes in your neck stump.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  10. I can't read your mind. Is your mind available in a books-on-tape format?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  11. If you get between the dock full of your friends and an incomingĀ ship full of colleagues, oh yeah, you're going to feel the pier pressure.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  12. you can now take "take at face value" at a discount price with coupon code BANGBANG.

    By voichicoski,
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  13. i pitch stars spit in the tar pits. it a show about celebreties hocking loogies at la brea.

    By voichicoski,
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  14. thank you for not hurting me, hammer. and thank YOU for convincingĀ him to stop before he could do any damage. this grammy is for you.

    By voichicoski,
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  15. my new phone can film a time-prolapse! not a good function in hindsight.

    By voichicoski,
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  16. R.I.P.Ā reest in pieces.

    By voichicoski,
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  17. brian wilson didn't name the album "pet sounds" [...]

    By voichicoski,
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  18. A hand in the sky to wave goodbye, a fist in my bum to make me cum

    By Gagnon Jules,
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  19. just remember ALL CRAPS when you spell the diceĀ game

    By voichicoski,
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  20. you've got to understand where the "pirates of the caribbean: at world's end" me ends and the "batman begins" me begins!

    By voichicoski,
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  21. Today's show is sponsored by Big John's Moving, and their sister company, Regular-sized John's Moving.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. goo-goo ga-ga... gooey?

    By voichicoski,
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  23. I cried the day my son was born, because I don't love my son.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. Some people have greatness thrust upon them, some people thrust upon greatness.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  25. I was vacuuming my apartment when I had a great idea. It turned out to be a pro-lapse in judgement.

    By Burritofeet,
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