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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm not pro-lapse, but I respect a persons right to choose

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 189 views

  2. Oscar Wilde told Julia Child "I like my salsa chunky and mild."

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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    • 224 views

  3. Heres the church, heres the steeple, heres the broom, you start tommorow. 

    By Glenn Close Enough,
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    • 350 views

  4. Rubik's Cube? I hardly know her!

    By Mavis Stapler,
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  5. Press the flesh then pound that vaginal mesh!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Verbal diarrhea from my mouth, other diarrhea further south.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Erstwhile the thirst-trap thwarted many a thick thief.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. Have you heard about the 2021 reboot of the Ninja Turtles? Get a load of this: the villain, he isn't Super Shredder... he's SUPER SPREADER!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 279 views

  9. Excuse me, garçon - I require the house baby powder; this chafing dish rubbed me raw AF.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 196 views

  10. David Byrne yearns for a squirming worm urn, while Laura Dern makes another confusing David Lynch film

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 226 views

  11. Today, when I woke up I broke my razor; it's okay I'll make a new kind of shaver; I'm a hair-concerned trailblazer.

    By TommyMeTootoneDeaf,
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    • 273 views

  12. A Gygax climax is an Orcgasm

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 225 views

  13. fool me once... please fool me. i can't take any more of reality.

    By voichicoski,
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  14. Time is an illusion and existence is a prison. Happy birthday Grandma!

    By Burritofeet,
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  15. Glove is patient, glove is kind. It does not fit, you must acquit.

    By Burritofeet,
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    • 210 views

  16. You made bank, I made boom-boom.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  17. If your dog goes boo-boo, please send in the Poo Crew.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 199 views

  18. Hurt 'em? Barely even hammered 'em!

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  19. daddy, daddy, are you proud of me? i no longer have to use my hands when i pee.

    By voichicoski,
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    • 221 views

  20. the only rules i follow are not worshiping graven images and the rule of threes in comedy.

    By voichicoski,
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    • 229 views

  21. The internet has finally invaded Area 57. Did you find the aliens your were looking for?

    By jeremy wayne,
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  22. They held my feet to the fire but the overpowering stench of burning yeast forced them to released me.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 207 views

  23. That’s a whole nother thing. Or, OK, maybe not a WHOLE nother but at least two-thirds of a nother.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  24. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy had roast beef, this little piggy had none, and this little piggy cried "wee wee wee welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By Michael_Waves,
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    • 298 views

  25. Take another little piece of my pop tart, baby

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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