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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. make Kermit the Frog pregnant, please.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  2. If you're independent you might as well suck your own dick

    By fuckIhatecollegethough,
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  3. Forty days and forty nights, whenever you drink them will be alright.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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  4. Listen up, I’m only gonna say this once, motherfuckers: “Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.”

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  5. Champagne for my real friends. Real pain for my sham friends. T-Pain for my hip friends. Hip pain for my tea friends. Girl pain for my man friends. Mansplain for my girlfriends.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  6. Mofos holla back, mufos follow back, my hos swallow back

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  7. Jerkin' off or awfully jerkin'?

    By Hom Tanks,
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  8. "'The greatest glory in living lies not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.' -Nelson Mandela. -Viagra."

    By Hom Tanks,
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  9. The doctor is the boy’s mother, the kiddo is the boy’s widow, the sexist is the boy’s breakfast.

    By LieutenantGeneralAnesthesia,
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  10. Would it be a sin to taste dat Paul F. Tom-skin?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Corn on the slob? I’m just doing my job.

    By Datboisamson,
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  12. Amber is the color of my underwear

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  13. There some bows on this blouse

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  14. Yo, I'm the Semen Demon; no matter what the season, I'm always spicy creamin' without a rhyme or reason

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Everybody dance later.

    By Animal,
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  16. Oh the upheaval when actor Jim Caviezel was granted legal reprieval after going medieval on a regal boll weevil named "Most Evel Knievel!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. If you give a fish a man, the fish will not know what to do because it has a small brain.

    By Animal,
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  18. I scream, you scream, we all scream, please help us.

    By Animal,
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  19. There are 3 types of people: those that see the glass half full, those that see it half empty, and those that see it from the floor because I knocked their ass OUT

    By Taybro510,
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  20. You have brains in your head. You have a dick in your pants. Grab life by the shaft and don't leave it to chance.

    By crazy_carl,
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  21. Why do you bilge my pump (bilge my pump) Butterclump, baby just to smear my brown (smear my brown) while dressed like a clown?

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  22. My family told me they were putting me in the nursing home, which sounded great. But they don't breast feed us at all in here!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  23. “What am I supposed to eschew?” I asked the sneezing philosopher.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  24. My new year’s resolution is to be more topical and more self-referential.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. By the end of the party we couldn't tell the Parcheesi from the Easy Cheese Spray. Long story short: table ruined, bowels impacted.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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