Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Poke out my belly, pooch out my thighs, slather me in jelly, let's get circumcised!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 186 views

  2. Stink. Stank. Stunk. Pee raining down, from the top bunk.

    By AssCrackBandit,
    • 0 replies
    • 184 views

  3. A single spice of her garden hurries insulting voyagers from my naked pigmy alabaster

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 194 views

  4. Extra sauce 'cause I'm the boss. Fresh fruit instead of fries because I'm watching my cholesterol.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
    • 1 reply
    • 311 views

  5. The heart weeps when there are twenty four fan fics in the alimony tag and not a single one about Tony

    By WinnifredYahtztonIII,
    • 0 replies
    • 168 views

  6. This must be the motivation for the protagonist because, after it happens, he starts protagonizing like crazy.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 183 views

  7. Andrew Spoke only in Yang-slang

    By Bradley Pooper,
    • 0 replies
    • 158 views

  8. Well, come down and join in my chain gang

    By Bradley Pooper,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  9. Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner is the butter sculpture. This is the State Fair. 

    By Bee Gees' Ouijas,
    • 0 replies
    • 194 views

  10. You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal but, in an unrelated incident, you were also hit by a bumpy criminal.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 191 views

  11. She gave new meaning to the expression “tit for tat” when she got Bill Murray inked on her left breast.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  12. Two dogs converged on a bacon treat, and now my purebred is a mutt.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 185 views

  13. TIL the Itsy Bitsy Spider has terrible IBS, hence the letter play in its name.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  14. Himbos before bimbos, you dimbos.

    By FlynnVenture,
    • 0 replies
    • 243 views

  15. Beguile me while you make the vile pile... spilling hot bile inside my mile-long rot aisle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 230 views

  16. Boy, these penis pumps do wonders for my whiskey dick!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 203 views

  17. "You bwing me gweat gwief," said The Joker to The Thief.

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
    • 0 replies
    • 276 views

  18. an expanded stimulus

    By Makingmywaydowntown,
    • 0 replies
    • 174 views

  19. Once young, dumb, and full of cum. Now I’m old, smart, and full of sharts.

    By Junebug,
    • 0 replies
    • 202 views

  20. Drop my Popple, or my rage shall become unstoppable!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 0 replies
    • 190 views

  21. I recently became a new mom, in that, I gave away my old, worn-out, children for adoption.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 221 views

  22. Ding dong! The dick bitch is dead.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
    • 0 replies
    • 214 views

  23. What’s the deal with forearms? I have two of ‘em not four! Why don’t they call ‘em twoarms?!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
    • 0 replies
    • 192 views

  24. I’m issuing a fatwa on that Wookie Chewbacca. He’s fuzzy and hairy, so sexy it’s scary.

    By schmeljones,
    • 0 replies
    • 283 views

  25. “Early to bed and early to rise, I’d like a large McDouble with fries.”

    By schmeljones,
    • 0 replies
    • 291 views
×