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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I hear you, man. I don’t agree with you, understand you, or even like you. But I hear you.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. That’s one small heynong for man, one giant leap for Man-tzoukas.

    By MerkinTheWizard,
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    • 255 views

  3. It's too late to turn back now. I believe, I believe, I believe I'm drowning in cum.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 301 views

  4. Sweet dreams are made of cheese. Who am I to eat all this cheese?

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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  5. A bird in hand is worth two in the bush and one in the stink

    By Carl with a k,
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    • 163 views

  6. Want a weiner? You'll yank me later!

    By FlynnVenture,
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    • 198 views

  7. See a penny, pick it up, now wash your hands you filthy slut

    By Scrapples,
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    • 245 views

  8. If you can't pluck a chicken with pliers, what am I going to do with all these hairy nuggets?

    By Scrapples,
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    • 248 views

  9. Is it really a sin to eat Rumpelstiltskin's rumpled foreskin?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 202 views

  10. The best part of waking up, is condoms in your butt!

    By SparklingJigglyButts,
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    • 155 views

  11. If you don’t shit a brick I’ll eat my hat with a shit-eating grin.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  12. Del Stand So Close to Me

    By saltyjack,
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    • 152 views

  13. Joseph Christ, the original Cuck.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But birds poop a lot. So I prefer the two that stay in the bush and don’t poop in my hand.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 228 views

  15. Thanks for choosing this poor-lit alley, it should facilitate my run on your deep, dark valley.

    By Tall Stalkerman,
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    • 155 views

  16. Jabba the hutt had a long green butt. #RestInPower

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 236 views

  17. I'm the best gunslinger with the tiniest dinger

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 1 reply
    • 285 views

  18. Cool pap bro . It’d be a shame if someone smeared it.

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 302 views

  19. In the love shack, baby broke back. Tried to cook her lunch, but I ran out of Kraft

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 279 views

  20. Alright soldier, this is your final war kneeing

    By hampaxthemorbid,
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    • 275 views

  21. Let he who is without foreskin rub the first chub.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. You gotta dog risk it to get the dog biscuit

    By Qui-Gon Jinn and Tonic,
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  23. Fuck, Kill, or Marry. Moe, Curly, or Larry? I dont want to play this game with you, Shemp.

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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    • 223 views

  24. Those are the facts about respecting spit, you can't diss-sputum.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 187 views

  25. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you get COVID.

    By Sopha Kinghard,
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    • 153 views
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