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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Philip K. Dick's real middle initial was P, but he didn't like being called P. P. Dick. 

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Internet trolls? What's next -- Mail-order High Elves?

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  3. Welcome to Bloodbath and Beyond!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  4. Hey dipshit... wanna hear a podcast?

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  5. Oh mommy, my mommy! I mean -- Oh captain, my captain!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  6. No offense, but you're a nice person.

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  7. 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house. Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse because Grandpa forgot to replace the carbon monoxide detector.

    By Sex Lemonade,
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  8. I have a need for going fast; not rhyming.

    By Mengyao Junjie,
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  9. As the saying goes, lube yourself up ‘cause I’m comin’ in hot!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I used to be a doctor, now I teach yoga. Call me Bikram, M.D.!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  11. Verily, verily, I say unto you: All aboard the choo-choo train!!!

    By NateOwenRyan,
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  12. (in Mrs. Doubtfire voice) This is your Auntie Vaxxer, this is your Auntie Fascist, and this is your Auntie Semite.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  13. Arby's. In case of skin contact, wash thoroughly for several minutes with soap and warm water.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  14. Arby's. If swallowed do not induce vomiting. Contact your local poison control center immediately.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  15. Welcome to Arby's. I am the titular Arby.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  16. Let's file that one under 'N', for Necro, here... on the Necrofiles.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Though I had agreed to play some friendly pinochle, I became concerned when I saw no cards... and felt pee on my knuckle.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. My colonoscopist may not have a doctorate but I still call him Daddy

    By Burger Combo,
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  19. Flag on the play: pull ‘em down an’ spank away.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  20. I mustache you to stop using “mustache” so loosely.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Get a load of the lymph nodes on that gland-candy!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Lord don't cancel me, for I have cringed.

    By BagelHero420,
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  23. I ‘m following an expert on sneaker soles. It’s a Ted Talk Tread Stalk.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. I just spoke to Tom Hanks’ son on TV! It was a callin’ Colin Call-in

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. This is your Auntie Semitism, this is your Auntie Theftdevice, and this is your Auntie Viraldrugregimen.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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