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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. It feels good to stop and take stock, and just look in the rearview mirror, you know? The rearview mirror that you have taped to your foot to shoot your upskirt vids.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  2. Can I Finnish, can I Finnish?!  Ei tippa tapa eikä ämpäriin huku!!!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. Penis penis on the wall. Wait... who’s penis is that? It’s not mine at all!

    By Space jamming,
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  4. Yo, horny ass Geoffrey Chaucer ate the fuck out of my Cunterbury tail.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. I wouldn't stand on that glass-top table if I were you. But, hey, suture yourself.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. My mommy got FOMO from that dummy Momo, and now we can't visit the MOMA and sip Boba because when that dodo got her third diploma, she also caught the corona.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Sponsored by Bobby McFerrin’s new Japanese restaurant, Donburi Be Happy.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  8. At Comedy Bang Bang, a “brown bag lunch” is when you eat your quinoa bowl then shart on your scrotum.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  9. There are two kinds of toilet paper in the world: the kind that tears up your asshole and the kind that sticks to it.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  10. I’m happy with my life but sometimes I’d just like to take a dump without having to post it on Instagram.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  11. Well suck my rug, it’s comedy time!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  12. Ya know who works for free?!? AMATEURS!!! .......and...volunteers, our....generous volunteers.

    By slowestjogger,
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  13. Do The Dew unto others as you would have them Do The Dew unto you.

    By Hom Tanks,
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  14. “I’m just sayin’” is all I’m sayin’.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  15. My unleavened bread needs no kneading; it will not rise... it just starts bleeding.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. You said that my breath smells like raw sewage. But HA HA!!! you are wrong!!! The sewage I just ate was thoroughly cooked.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  17. Let's put the Christ back in Christmas and the Tit back in Titular

    By Senorita Rorita,
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  18. Don't cry for me, Argentina. You either, ArgenSandra and ArgenMonica. There's no crying in ArgenMambo #5.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  19. The elbow's where the smell goes, though my weenus smells the cleanest.

    By CubaGoodin's ChocolatePuddin',   
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  20. If you want Carlito's Gains then you gotta take Carlito's Whey

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. If you want Sharknay Cookies you start by making Sharknay Dough.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom and a-poom-poom. Sorry, I don't know how to mute the poom-poom.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  23. Welcome too Ackermans Abortion Clinic where our motto is, no fetus can beat us. 

    By Don Keedic,
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  24. Welcome too Ackermans Pizzeria and abortion clinic, where your loss is our sauce. 

    By Don Keedic,
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  25. On Dancer, On Prancer, On Vixen. Especially on Vixen!

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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