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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Take your disfigured face and slightly wrinkled penis and walk right out that door, Percy.

    By JacobCohn,
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    • 647 views

  2. My 5th favorite episode of Seinfeld was the one where George pretends to work at Carl’s Jr and ends up getting all the fry orders wrong. Newman!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 590 views

  3. Just bit the cyanide capsule. We have approximately 3 minutes to make this the best show yet, gang!

    By Kevinpalooza,
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    • 636 views

  4. Bing bong ba doobly bong, ba bing bong boo. A secret thing you probably didn’t know about me is that I’ve never used shampoo.

    By Thedge,
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  5. Wait. If YOU'RE Jesus ... who am I nailing to this cross? George Clooney, you prankster!

    By Philbo,   
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  6. I wish you would step back form that ledge my friend...

    By CollinTylerWalkerBenyo,
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  7. I never met a fish I didn't like...never met a fish I DID like...

    By JuliaWDHarrison,
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    • 814 views

  8. One if by deal, two if by no deal, three if we run out of Purell cause Howie ain't got time for that.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 867 views

  9. Ring around the rosie, pocket full of hand and the other one smoking a cigarette, we all fall down on you in the theater.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 573 views

  10. Today's show is brought to you by your family. Please come home, Mike.

    By Ribs,
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    • 704 views

  11. If success has many fathers, and failure is an orphan, mediocrity has one dad who gets drunk almost every weekend.

    By AMPhibian,
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    • 813 views

  12. I don't care if it's a so-called young adult novel, I love reading the Bible.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 483 views

  13. Yo, Banana boy!

    By LMNOPeehole,
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  14. i want a banana. no not that banana! hannahs banana!

    By forgotten-dingo,
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  15. Batman would do better with the ladies if his post-coital ritual wasn't to drop to their knees and cry "Mommy I miss you!"

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 569 views

  16. Our foe has been vanquished! Let us feast on his cookies-and-cream flesh!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 584 views

  17. Papa stay. Mama stay. Namaste. Lisa Loeb, eat your heart out.

    By greazey_bob,
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  18. Look down, tally-ho, what's love got to do with it? Twenty dollars!

    By Ribs,
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    • 700 views

  19. According to my calculations, "an apple a day" will stop being a sustainable practice by 2019.

    By AMPhibian,
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    • 850 views

  20. He who smelt it, probably has a good understanding of extractive metallurgy.

    By TheMetalLincoln,   
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  21. Double-Bacon Ranch Asiago Supreme Deluxe with 100% real beef. That's what the ladies call it anyway.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 567 views

  22. Milk, milk, lemonade, round the corner there's a stand where you can buy milk and lemonade.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 609 views

  23. Hey Sugartits, pass the ketchup! Thanks mom.

    By Goochunks,
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    • 770 views

  24. Gettin' deep with that peen and ween hopin' to spill some cream.

    By Jake Dingus,
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    • 889 views

  25. Flagish'n?... FlaDANG-it!

    By TullTull_102761,
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    • 856 views
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