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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. There once was a witch who lived in the south, who punched my balls and spit in my mouth.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 295 views

  2. Jingle Bells, Batman Smells, guess it's time for Alfred to give him a bath (Robin gets to watch but has to leave if he touches his crotch)

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 224 views

  3. Que Pasa, Kielbasa?!

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 229 views

  4. They say the Devil is in the details but they never mention that God is in the margins

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 214 views

  5. I'm supposed to intro the show right now but honestly I'd rather be drinking an ice cold mug of Dad's Root Beer

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 196 views

  6. One if by land, two if by sea? I'd rather fly Delta, if it was up to me

    By Tony Hale Satan,
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    • 191 views

  7. Trick or treat! Smell my feet. Serve me something without meat.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 227 views

  8. If someone tells you they like “a good balance,” trust me, they aren’t an ass person.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 198 views

  9. Thor is a bore. Absurd Comedy is Babsurd Momedy

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 194 views

  10. Peter Parker Penned a Paper Portraying Powerful Porn Palaces

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 199 views

  11. I like mental math but you'll feel dental wrath if you decline to add 2 + 2; I will bite you.

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 199 views

  12. Grandpa be nimble. Grandpa be quick. But can Grandpa still use his dick?

    By Hockaloogie,
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    • 171 views

  13. Poopin ain't shit without a nasty booty slit.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 194 views

  14. If you want my load, please call me a toad!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 191 views

  15. Much like Tom Sawyer never painted the fence, it'll be a cold day in hell before Mother fucks Mike Pence.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 195 views

  16. I'd kill my daddy for a York Peppermint Patty!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 228 views

  17. With pride I'd exploit 'er and ride on that goiter.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 186 views

  18. Click bait me once, shame on you. Click bait me twice, shame on me. Click bait me three times, WHEN AM I GETTING MY PENIS PILLS?

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 197 views

  19. Drop the coke zero and get with the coke hero/addict.

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. I like big buttresses and am perfectly capable of lying.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 188 views

  21. A brick wall with a sick call. It's CB radio on CBB. Welcome to Comedy Citizens Band.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 207 views

  22. If people could talk, imagine what they'd say

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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    • 158 views

  23. Do Ra Me Fa So La Tee Do Here Comes the Music Notes Dressed in meat-o

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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    • 157 views

  24. Sometimes you lick, sometime you don't, but you always gloat about the goat in her boat.

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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    • 152 views

  25. What now brown cow? You wanna fight?

    By TheBarbedBarbara,
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    • 163 views
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