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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Give a man a fish - Feed him for a day...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 714 views

  2. A belly button is the only button you can't lose.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 1 reply
    • 761 views

  3. Don't blame the Scissor Sisters, you're the one who put too much mustard on it.

    By BoatsRock,
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    • 703 views

  4. I've heard of Wake Me Up When September Ends, but Wake Me Up When September Middles?

    By Gym Sockerman,
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    • 852 views

  5. I ain't got time to bleed!

    By Adam Young,   
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    • 943 views

  6. Between you and me, I'd rather be homely than homeless.

    By EldadGo,
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    • 838 views

  7. Scott Aukerman: a cool host with a groovy schtick.

    By CallumTaylor,   
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    • 819 views

  8. remember this catchphrase because one day you will need it: the song you are thinking of is "tarzan boy" by baltimora

    By loveseat,
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    • 676 views

  9. Technicality no down MOVE OVER BERNARD SHAKEY, this is my catchphrase.

    By ianbauer,
    • 1 reply
    • 986 views

  10. If 6 was 9, would 9 be 6? And would 69 be 96?? Don't even get me started on 6996!

    By CPiz,
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    • 685 views

  11. You can lead a horse to water but...

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 733 views

  12. "Welcome to the Scott Aukerman Show. I'm your titular host..................Scott Aukerman."

    By ArthurDigbySellers,   
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    • 958 views

  13. Li'l lads lickin' lollipops will never keep me down, clown.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 624 views

  14. Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy. A kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

    By Houdini in the pool,
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    • 1104 views

  15. Welcome to comedy bang bang..

    By CraigEminger,
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    • 892 views

  16. Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? If so help me out, my allergies are killing me.

    By geoff_holm,
    • 1 reply
    • 693 views

  17. Life is what you make it, so make it an oatmeal creme pie.

    By jaymanthegreat,
    • 1 reply
    • 597 views

  18. What is a man but a miserable pile of shit

    By rod aug,
    • 1 reply
    • 837 views

  19. I was gonna tell you about the mathematician who loved to eat Pi, but I refuse to cater to the lowest common denominator.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 660 views

  20. I'm getting emotional, that was such a good movie. I'm such a Bridge over the River Kwai baby!

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 1 reply
    • 710 views

  21. Richard Gere kidnapped me from my job at a sewing factory thirty years ago. Please send help.

    By Ribs,
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    • 724 views

  22. Gotta catch 'em all- Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Metalhart,
    • 1 reply
    • 770 views

  23. Here's lookin' at you, Kid Cudi.

    By Bever Hopox,
    • 1 reply
    • 844 views

  24. A.K. Forty-Seven, gone; not forgotten.

    By jackstar7,
    • 1 reply
    • 974 views

  25. Live...from Spew York. It's Saturday FRIGHT!

    By Albert_Edison,   
    • 1 reply
    • 838 views
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