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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The candle is burning and howie mandel is yearning for scott's earnings. Welcome to bang or no bang

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 239 views

  2. It's time for a shower! Hit pause, and go do that then come back and listen to me.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 333 views

  3. How's about a handful of soup, baby? That do anything for ya?

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 323 views

  4. I didn't become a vet to help dogs, I did it for the brass monkeys.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 306 views

  5. Is that a zucchini in your pocket or are you... Oh it is?

    By Skytalker,
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    • 197 views

  6. Bilbo had to go, but Smaug was draggin the conversation on and on

    By Skytalker,
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    • 201 views

  7. It’s the season to wear your fleece. That’s why we say “fleece navidad.”

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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    • 184 views

  8. Don’t ever bring a peach to a lemon party

    By slowestjogger,
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  9. Follow me to the alley, we're about to link up like Gameboys.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 239 views

  10. This one goes out to all the Chupacabras.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 244 views

  11. Sweaty is the head that wears the Burger King crown.

    By Naked Lazer Lemonade,
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    • 254 views

  12. If comedy equals tragedy plus time, does improv equal yes plus and?

    By theonlypeoplewhomatter,
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    • 275 views

  13. I am a knight and my booty hath been tight

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  14. Don't listen to this, the tv show is better

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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  15. I hate my brother and love my mother but neither will bother to pay my bail

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 271 views

  16. I'm going to Disneyland with Ayn Rand... Oy Vey!

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 245 views

  17. My name is not Scott, for I am a bot and I have no concept of morality

    By ScottsPoopyPants,
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    • 261 views

  18. If you ain’t a cutie with a booty, I’ll take a sweetie with some meaty.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  19. Alvin from the chipmunks wears that "A" on his shirt because he fucked a minister in the 1640s.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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  20. I just went on a date with a girl who likes New Wave music. The first thing I said to her was "So, we Talkin' Head?"

    By Track Package,
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  21. You want the truth? SORRY WE'RE ALL OUT OF THE TRUTH HOW ABOUT SOME APPLE JUICE?

    By Track Package,
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    • 380 views

  22. A proper cup of coffee in a proper copper coffee pot? Forget it, just give me some apple juice please.

    By Track Package,
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    • 335 views

  23. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Now is the time to sell.

    By Track Package,
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    • 384 views

  24. I wish I may, I wish I might, score myself some ass tonight

    By Track Package,
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    • 344 views

  25. The opposite of illusion is truth, but my truth is I'm an illusionist named Carlsbad the Christly thank you for coming to the Magic Castle.

    By LesterPipps,
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    • 247 views
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