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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Just like Garfield, I too hate Mondays and my owner Jon Arbuckle.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  2. Pole Heff, thumb-sin: his prostate's been writing checks his ass can't cash

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. This next song is called Howard Cosell's a mafia hit man.

    By greazey_bob,
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  4. If Jesus could turn water into wine, then he could turn anything into beats.

    By FireDudeTwo,
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  5. NO, I get it! Maury can settle paternity disputes with televised fistfights, but I'm a "bad family court lawyer" who's "being disbarred

    By SelfieControl,
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  6. Happy birthday!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. This catchphrase stinks, what you use? A diaper-writer?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Hey I'm a great comedian and own a golf magazine might as well call me Zach Golf-Fanatics

    By scottrickftompkins,
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  9. Friends are like Jays. The good ones get you real high.

    By Razor Boy,
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  10. If I die today I blame the hip hop

    By fredsolo,
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  11. David Axelrod? But what happened to the wheels?

    By rob_m,
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  12. Alright, Mr. Smart Guy, Riddle Me This: Why is it, When I Do Sneeze, That I Do Piss?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. Great minds think alike. Great eyes blink alike. And great butts...stink alike! Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. I'm Salad Tosserman.

    By TimmyLarson,   
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    By allenpwilliams,
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  15. Would you rather kiss a beaver?

    By olbigbear,
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  16. Who dares to challenge the dominion of my grandmother's landlord's three-headed iguana's miniature encyclopedia collection?

    By Here's Johnny Carson Daly,
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  17. It's Adam and Eve, not Madame and Steve. Steve ain't sharing no ribs with some puppet.

    By boardsandrec.com,
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  18. Boys rule and girls drool. So sayeth I, the creepy dentist.

    By boardsandrec.com,
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  19. Shut up, Jiblet Joe! Nobody likes you OR your stupid commemorative plate collection!

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  20. I blame society (Society is the name of my Armenian roommate who forgot to pay the rent bill. AGAIN!).

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  21. This next reading comes from the Gospel according to Jim.

    By SeñorFartFace,
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  22. Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner butt cum is made.

    By Gym Sockerman,
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  23. All that we see or seem is but a stream of cream within a dream about steam.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Smoke Potterman sayz: 'Take me to your weed dealer, guys!" hash tag ... uhhhh HASH!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Spandexed foes in spreadeagled pose oppose all clothes yet oft repose half dozed in grandiose pantihose. Or so I'm told.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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