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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Listen here Prince Whosy-What! If I'd known there wouldn't be no batrooms on dis trip I wouldn'ts have come in da first place!

    By Bever Hopox,
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  2. Crisp fresh lisp.

    By Bever Hopox,
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  3. Good job eating 26 miles of pasta sauce, but you're going to have to step it up if you want to run in the marinarathon.

    By Treyzinets,
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  4. Bringing rival organized crime syndicates together through the power of laughter, it's Comedy Gang Slang

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  5. Lick my gills!

    By Dhalgren,
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  6. roses are red, chemtrails trails are white, expect your Instructions during Conan Tonight.

    By SelfieControl,
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  7. More laughs than you can shake a stick at, but what would that achieve?

    By IrSasquatch,
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  8. If who is on first, what is on second, and I don't know is on third then I like my odds that this is about sports

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  9. If I had a hammer, you'd have a problem.

    By Razor Boy,
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  10. Some say the world will end in fire, others say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire, I hope it's crushed between some ginormous boobs.

    By Treyzinets,
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  11. Sometimes you got to pee DIRECTLY into the wind; the slight curvature can create a rainbow

    By Brian_Eno,
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  12. Today, we're activating the CBB Sleeper Assassins. Here's the trigger: "Tangelos, tangelos, tangerines. Jet fuel can't melt steel beams."

    By SelfieControl,
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  13. Rest In Peace Harris Wittels

    By fredsolo,
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  14. As far as circle jerks go, this ones the circliest.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  15. "When I take a shit, my balls touch the water. Gotta stop shittin in the ocean!" --Harris Wittels

    By CPiz,
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  16. I'll tell ya' what that Beyonce song 'Irreplaceable' WASN'T about: Lazerdiscs!

    By theoren_1,
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  17. Today is a real gotta-lactate-in-Gods'-cheerios kind of day.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. JESUS just heard about HW, fucking hell. i h8 phish, but that guy was great. rip.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. It's not delivery, it's not DiGiorno either... it's Dauber from thats 90's show Coach, Bill Fagerbakke... he just sort of showed up, kinda wish it was

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  20. RIP Harris Wittels... loved all the foam & DSOWD tunes

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  21. Ernest Borgs 1-8 were fine, but Ernest Borgnine knocked it out of the park

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  22. Neville's got them petrodollaz, kid.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Let me just say what's on everyone's mind; sex food rage pain cats

    By Brian_Eno,
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  24. I WILL NOT SAY ANOTHER JOKE UNTIL SOMEONE GIVES ME MY FUCKING DANISH.

    By The_Big_Chill,
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  25. A tisket, a tasket, a brisket made of plastic.

    By theoren_1,
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