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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't take money, don't take fame, but you'll have to show proof you purchased a ticket or the transit authority will assume you're one of the homeless and forcibly remove you from this train

    By Shittybutthole,
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    • 315 views

  2. Don't take money; don't take fame; don't need no credit card to ride this train. We only accept precious metals.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 374 views

  3. Don't take much to turn a duck-billed platypus into a fuck-filled platypus. Just a penis, some tranquilizers and a dream...

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 340 views

  4. Don't take my hand, I'm a stranger in paradise, didn't your parents teach you about strangers?

    By Neclord,
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    • 839 views

  5. Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, unless it's to warn me the janitor jizzed in the coffee pot again

    By Tinnitus_Young,
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  6. Don't talk to me until I've had my morning coffee! Wait, did I say COFFEE? I meant COFFIN. You see, I'm a vampire. Sorry for the misunderstanding.

    By mwn,
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    • 753 views

  7. Don't tell anyone but I think that American Girl doll has the hots for me

    By Horse For A Brother,
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    • 442 views

  8. Don't tell anyone but I'm in love with today's guest

    By AaronPeachtreePhillips,
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    • 685 views

  9. Don't tell me how to skin a cat in my own kitchen! Now shut the door and hand me the Cool Whip and that weed-eater over there.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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    • 486 views

  10. Don't tell me it's Tuesday, when you're suckin' me sideways on Friday!

    By Sex_Therapy_Gary,
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    • 296 views

  11. Don't tell me whether or not I bury survivors, you don't know my life

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 163 views

  12. Don't tell mom the babysitter's Judge Dredd

    By CrispCulver,
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    • 750 views

  13. Don't tell mom the babysitters' dead brother is backing our play against the Gambinos from beyond the grave - just tell her I love her

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 822 views

  14. Don't tell your parents or else

    By BrianJordan,
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    • 609 views

  15. Don't think about a pink elephant, but please DO think about a pink elephant's big silly ding-dong.

    By Animal,
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    • 352 views

  16. Don't think I've forgot about yal It's merely that flies tore scouts bad pout ska

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 691 views

  17. Don't think of it as a hot car; think of it as a mobile baby sauna

    By Turtleshark,
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    • 217 views

  18. Don't think of it as losing a kidney, think of it as gaining a tub full of ice

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 153 views

  19. Don't think of them as homeless people.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 660 views

  20. Don't think of them as restraining orders.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 609 views

  21. Don't think of this as a podcast. Think of this as a radio show with less advertiser support.​

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 353 views

  22. Don't think of this as a podcast....

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
    • 1 reply
    • 721 views

  23. Don't throw the baby out with the bath-water, we're going to need that bath-water.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 249 views

  24. Don't tip over, don't fart, don't rip my pants, don't poop my pants - Oh I'm sorry, I thought you wanted my Squat goals

    By Edward James Almost,
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    • 320 views

  25. Don't tooty on my fruity or I'll kick you in ya booty.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 181 views
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