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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "What's for dinner? What's for fucking dinner!? Here's your fucking dinner!" and scene. This has been a reading from my play "My Mother the Smotherer"

    By BlakeThielmann,
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  2. "What's good for the goose is good for the gander. So pay your child support, Dad," said Ryan Gosling with complete candor.

    By Lamprey,
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  3. "What's Good, Robin Hood?"

    By King Crunk,
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  4. "What's the deel with fathers and baseball?" Jerry said on the last episode of "Seinfield of Dreams"

    By MrMoxie,
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  5. "What's up Dog" meet "Catsup Dog"

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  6. "What's up, beans ?"

    By Facelist,
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  7. "What's up, coldcat"?

    By addledmercurialadult,   
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  8. "What's up,turtle?"

    By Facelist,
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  9. "When I take a shit, my balls touch the water. Gotta stop shittin in the ocean!" --Harris Wittels

    By CPiz,
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  10. "When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He'll Win the Whole Thing 'fore H

    By So Upsettting,
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  11. "When you tickle the ivories, don't forget to work the trunk!" whispered Mr. Elephant.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. "Whenever I'm playing baseball and am about to cum, I just try to think about sex." - Harris Wittels

    By allenpwilliams,
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  13. "Where there's a will, there's a weigh" said the attorney, checking to see if the last wishes of my father were indeed under the 5-pound limit

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. "Where's the Beef?" And Where's the Thief that Stole My Beef? It's My Belief (that this neighborhood is going downhill)

    By DoooDahMan,
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  15. "Where's the sidewalk chalk? I'm Hop Skotcherman."

    By ryancomins,
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  16. "Which part's the vagina?" said Michael Jackson

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. "Who framed Roger Rabbits' face so starkly against the backdrop of a dystopian Hollywood?" "Long dead Koreans, my son - long dead Koreans."

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. "Who left the lights on in here? Do you think money grows on trees? Wait til your father gets h

    By Brendan,
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  19. "Who the fuck do you think you are?" "Well, I'm the mayor, Mayor McCheese!" "Oh, sorry, welcome to Burger King!"

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  20. "Why are all the good ones taken?" I said, while shopping for a pair of used underwear.

    By LARDdischarge,
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  21. "Why does everyone laugh when I mention hog warts!?", yelled the incredulous Dr. Pol.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. "Why does it always rain on me?", maybe because you live in Seattle you dunce

    By carlosfugazi,
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  23. "Why is this band called Three Dog Night?" asked nobody

    By Turtleshark,
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  24. "Why so Syrian?" Joker Trump said to the turned-away refugee.

    By Baltimoronic,
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  25. "Will you put a sock in it!?" I asked the Red Hot Chili Peppers as they were about to have sex.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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