New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!

   By SelfieControl, February 7, 2015
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2. This just in: Scientist now believe all matter in the universe is 75% Hydrogen, 25% percent snakes

   By SelfieControl, March 6, 2015
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3. Doctor Barry Manillo I presume?

   By TrevMurphy, July 4, 2012   

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4. Get Out of My Dreams and Into My Trunk

   By klemjohansen, December 12, 2012
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5. Lock the Gates! Oh, they're already locked? Well, then welcome to Comedy Bang Bang...

   By slickricks, February 6, 2013
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6. Please sit right back while I hang noodles from your ears. They will be noodles of laughter and delight. Welcome to Comedy Bing Bong

   By DavidBentley, December 17, 2013
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7. Pornstar sex is just like regular sex, only with pornstars.

   By jaymanthegreat, January 14, 2015
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8. Suggested by my six-year-old daughter: Super Pooper Looper Snooper

   By jaymanthegreat, January 25, 2015
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9. Sometimes...

   By Joe Lerini, July 23, 2013
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10. Let's talk about the elephant in the room.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, January 22, 2014
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11. Irish cannibals are a dying breed. Take the Isle's potatoes!

    By jaymanthegreat, June 26, 2014
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12. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. The second greatest? Pulling a coin from behind your ear.

    By AprilFoolsRebel, February 11, 2015
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13. Your Scotty is an Auker-land!

    By preelpreelpreel, April 30, 2012
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14. What's up, soy-based meatless frankfurter alternative?

    By Trevor Taylor, August 16, 2012
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    • Fabtastico!
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15. When nature calls...

    By _PeoplePerson, November 7, 2012
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16. Hey Tiger, why don't you come back to my place and frost my flakes

    By the_muteKi, January 31, 2019
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17. My podcast don't wan't none if you aint got jokes hon. Welcome to Comedy Badonkadonk

    By PlasticWig, February 18, 2013
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18. He's the type of guy that wears his heart on his sleeve...

    By Bernard_Shakey, June 5, 2013
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19. If I was just half the man my father was, i'd be 3 foot 1.

    By DavidBagley, July 2, 2013   

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20. Bing bong ba doobly bong, ba bing bong boo. A secret thing you probably didn’t know about me is that I’ve never used shampoo.

    By Thedge, January 26, 2015
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21. Lemony Snicket and Jiminy Cricket, alone in the dark and hoping to stick it. Snicket bent over, Jiminy moved closer, and consumated lickity split.

    By Dead_Armadillos, February 23, 2017
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22. Where's the sidewalk chalk? I'm Hop Skotcherman.

    By ryancomins, February 2, 2012   

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23. Who put the bop in the bop shoo wop shoo wop?

    By djwetmouse, February 24, 2012
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24. Check your ego at the door, 'cause we're gonna take dick pics.

    By GavinTimothyOwens, May 28, 2012
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25. Is there a doctor in the house? Because I'd like some feedback on my dissertation

    By eddie_r, August 1, 2012
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