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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. So Freud said it was perfectly normal to want to bang your mom? Asking for a friend, and his mom.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. To the stars, I say! To the stars! Let us touch ourselves to the stars!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 536 views

  3. A bird in the hand is worth nothing. Nobody likes birds.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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    • 585 views

  4. They say never trust a skinny chef, which is why I only let fat chefs operate on my children.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 570 views

  5. Bitches be trippin'. Watch where you're going, bitches.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. meow meow both likes and endorses meow.

    By souprman,
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  7. If two can do, but one can create fun, why the fuck have I got six of them under my pubic beard?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 530 views

  8. Ken Burns when exposed to direct flame or very high heat.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Hey vegans, there's a better than good chance you've drank a snowman's corpse.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. To all the girls I've loved before, you might want to get tested. Soon.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 590 views

  11. Getting real tired of your shit, lower digestive system.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Is that a salami in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Both!? Great, I'm hungry AND lonely. Hashtag blessed.

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. How's This for a Catchphrase? That was a Catchphrase Submitted by Bobby 'The Bobby' Lorello. Eh, kind of a weak catchphrase.

    By BobbyLorello,
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  14. It's a shameful thing, Lobsterhead. Too many limes! Too many limes!

    By Joe Lerini,
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  15. A man walks into a bar with a piano and a 10-inch pianist, and that pianist had a huge cock

    By Darbler Cheesegarbler,
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    • 610 views

  16. "Don't be fickle with that pickle, give it a lick, or even a tickle!", said the rhyming grocer before his arrest.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. If you like Soundgarden you'll love Smellforest.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Hello!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  19. After 18 years of writing weekly letters, my effort was not in vain. Coach is coming back to TV.

    By HotSaucerman,
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    • 640 views

  20. Fuck you, I'm feelin' jiggly!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  21. Pass me a hiccup

    By guicemann,
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  22. Either this house is haunted, or I just stabbed your mother

    By Dumb Gumby,
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  23. Pay no attention to the man behind the meat curtains.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  24. The early bird gets the worm while the rest of us birds wait in line for a $22 brunch.

    By Razor Boy,
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    • 591 views

  25. Why I gotta take a Hospitality class? I ain't no hospital.

    By HoleSurfButters69baby,
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    • 580 views
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