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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Grandma, you may have died in the meth den fire, but we’re still gonna freebase the green bean casserole and panty raid the bingo hall.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  2. What would you do if your son was at home, cryin all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he’s hungry, and the only way to feed him is to pick up a spoon and say zoom zoom, but you’re afraid of planes?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  3. Baby, you want it the easy way or the diseasey way?

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  4. Stop all the presses and hold the phones, I'm gonna dig up your mother and fuck her bones

    By BallzDownUnder,   
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  5. The fire, the sea, the wind, and sound; these four elements prove that the earth isn’t round

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  6. Delivery Driver, nip to the toilet for thirty seconds and miss thyself.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. i'm in pain [full stop] never mind it came [big plop]

    By rumdumpster,
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  8. Cars can fuck your dad. What do you think he's been doing in the garage all these years?

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  9. I'd like to say we aren't that stupid, but then I look back at my friends trying to climb an electric pole and I see your point.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  10. That's alotta nips babe, a whole lot of nipples...

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  11. Psssshhh. I could do that if I were him.

    By Dinky Squatsabudge,
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  12. snooters mctooters, my favorite pornos are first person shooters

    By rumdumpster,
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  13. Hickory dickory dock, I love and respect my wife.

    By ButtSniffMagooOrSomeShit,
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  14. rock lobster, smock tobster, clock jobster, mock sobster, hawk gobster, chalk chobster

    By rumdumpster,
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  15. Means a lot, cool bean.

    By Sealionwhales,
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  16. I pansted you by chance you'd let me glance that fu manchu

    By rumdumpster,
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  17. All for sleazedom and for liquid pleasure. Have you seen my tape measure? Everybody wants a vocational school.

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  18. Riddle me this, riddle me that, when did my butt turn into a 10-gallon hat?

    By Slick_Rikyu,
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  19. Thou shan't shit thy shants.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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  20. These hot pants make Euripides' Shorts look like Socrates' Capris!

    By Son of Shampoodler,
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  21. Hello, world— I took a computer programming class, and all I got was this lousy two-word sentence.

    By SomeFX,
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  22. Roses are red, violets are blue. For more facts about horticulture, consult your local library.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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  23. When I signed up for pee wee football it was my understanding that Paul Reubens would be coaching.

    By FedoraTheExplorer,
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  24. If you ain’t got time to take a fast train, you certainly don’t have time for this one, Mr. Thompson. This is a children’s ride.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  25. My name is Jayman. I can't create, man. So I just rehash old bits and take big shits on the people who try every day, man.

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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