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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Make me feel small and put your high heel on my ball!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Thanks to childhood fairy tales, I really believed we could just rescue my grandma from inside that wolf.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 132 views

  3. I've always said the greatest nation in the world is masturbnation

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 140 views

  4. My dick stopped working. Guess it's collecting more from unemployment.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  5. It fell on deaf ears, when my doctor tried to tell me I was totally deaf now.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  6. This cabbage soup recipe is guaranteed to kill your fetus. It’s an “a-borscht-ion”, if you will.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  7. Some of those who ride horses are the same that punch Hosses

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  8. These are the times that calcify men's moles.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. When I die, clear my browser history. I don't need anyone knowing how hard I've researched Subway tuna sandwiches

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 138 views

  10. Ice Cube went from a cold motherfucker to melting my heart. I guess, after a climb, it changes

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 143 views

  11. C-3PO is a superstitious and cowardly bot

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 157 views

  12. X-Men, X-Force, X don't know anymore, but he gon' give it to ya

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 161 views

  13. Don't kick rocks if you're rockin' new kicks

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  14. Well, well, well. Looks like little Johnny Baskethouse got himself a Nintendo. Aww, don't go, Mario

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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    • 140 views

  15. I thought The Ghost and the Darkness was gonna be a horror movie, but it's actually a horrible movie. Val, kill me

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  16. Bruce Lee was the worst. Take it from me, a friend of Harvey Weinstein

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  17. If we let sweaty-breasted women get married, that undermines the stank-titty of traditional marriage!

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  18. It's time to get your education on in our Boston Tea Party Art Teepee

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  19. Hey Doritos, I liked ranch before it was cool

    By Cherry T. Funrazor,
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  20. In today’s episode I’m having a dissociative episode. I can see myself reading this shitty catchphrase, as if from above.

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  21. It was bad: Sylvia Plath was dead, her head in the oven. But it was about to get much worse, as the responding officer took one look at her and said, "I'll have what she's having!"

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. I miss 100% of the shots I took. Whiskey. Tequila. They're fuckin gone, man. Forever. And for what?

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 146 views

  23. Judas was a patsy.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  24. Ain't no way to put it subtle, when I wanna cuckold

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 177 views

  25. If I could lift a gallon jug of milk, I wouldn't NEED to do my body good.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 127 views
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