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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Close enough but not too far, maybe you know where you are.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 256 views

  2. I took a chance in life but it didn't end well: my pants were full of shit and I had to kill myself.

    By Zit Geyser,
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    • 185 views

  3. When you think you gotta fart, but it's liquid from the start, diarrhea

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  4. Paparazzi may take the photos, but it's Mamarazzi who hangs them up with care.

    By ForeignServer,
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    • 230 views

  5. it's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits

    By Sam,
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    • 191 views

  6. Forum?! I hardly knew 'um!

    By TunaSlut,
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  7. Speak the spake, I spay thee, Zarathustra

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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  8. I’ll be dangled if my dingle dangled longer than your dongle.

    By Attila the Hyundai,
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  9. More money, more problems. More monogrammed clothes, more sonogrammed hoes

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  10. More money, more problems. More monkeys, more fresh delicious monkey’s milk.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  11. It’s been about an hour. Time to go pick those kids back up from the pool.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  12. Quiddiching your snitch, Harry Potter

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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  13. Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you. I prefer to 69, that way everyone gets eaten.

    By DingDongMan,
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  14. Heavy is the head that bears the brown

    By fox the size of a guinea pig,
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  15. Have you been injured in a hot log accident? Go to scorchedrim.com to see if you are eligible for a cash settlement.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. In Soviet Russia, hot log drops you

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Little known historical fact: toilet paper was invented by the Romans during the short and odiferous reign of Augustus Hottica Loggius

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 198 views

  18. I’ll have the spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam hot log and spam

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Halt! said the knife wielding warrior princess as I slowly unzipped my zipper. I guess I figured out what my new fetish is.... Fear porn!

    By kurtiburtalert,
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  20. Maple, spruce, but not a cat, screwing trees is where I’m at.

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  21. Candice Bergen, Murphy Brown, two hand session straight to pound town

    By Kilgore Lake Trout,
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  22. Send a dang Mongol bum to go and bang a bongo drum, a little bit too hard like the taste of wilted rhubarb. I rustle my feathers in this brussel sprout weather. I guess it comes down to just muscle and leather.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  23. Bing! Bang! Boom! I got no more room. I’ve filled up on junk, the gunk sunk I assume.

    By LordBabyHat,
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  24. Converse with a person, a verse you’ve rehearsed. To curse the first and worse son, coerce him til he bursts!

    By LordBabyHat,
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  25. Mama told me that bumping your old catchphrases is for punks and sissies, but I told that bitch to go fuck herself

    By Whoever just farted on zoom,
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