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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Double, double toil and trouble, I’m nuzzled by my uncle’s stubble

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 220 views

  2. Hot dog jubilee, hot-dog hot-dog, you and me

    By honkyray,
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    • 220 views

  3. I put the “sir, I insist” in psoriasis, because I insist on licking that sweet scaly skin

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 206 views

  4. It's better to have loved LOST, than to see J.J. Abrahms cry even one more time

    By ScalpScab,
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    • 163 views

  5. Paula Cole still wants to know, Where have all the cowboys gone?

    By MoistTowlettes,
    • 2 replies
    • 224 views

  6. My favourite song is "The Bees Are Back in Town" by Sting Lizzy

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 209 views

  7. Give a man enough rope and he'll hang himself, teach a man to manufacture rope and he'll open a Rope Emporium, make millions and then buy a really expensive rope to hang himself with.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 191 views

  8. I'm Batman, welcome to my Batman Cave.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 187 views

  9. Sleep, those little slices of death - how I loathe them. Toast points, those little slices of bread - how I loaf them.

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 251 views

  10. Give a man a fish, he'll fish for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll probably start lying about his skill and penis size.

    By honkyray,
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    • 229 views

  11. Shake a Lou Bega to find the cloaca. Just be sure to wear a Mambo number N95 in case he blasts the trumpet

    By honkyray,
    • 0 replies
    • 223 views

  12. A hot log a day keeps the rona away

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 205 views

  13. This episode is sponsored by the American Family Association for Podcast Decency and by the Asstopher and Shitelle Cuntingham Foundation.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 196 views

  14. Mi hot log es su hot log

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 194 views

  15. Boiled Pig Trotters or Harlem Globetrotters? It's a slam dunk either way.

    By SideofMcG,
    • 0 replies
    • 189 views

  16. A Byrd in the hand is worth two everything turn! turn! turn!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 206 views

  17. Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 stole 6’s bicycle, the jerk!

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 229 views

  18. Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red rocket on pupper means dog cum for supper.

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
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    • 209 views

  19. The war-weary mallard always warned the young hoplites to beware the minotaur at the center of all duck vagina.

    By Bruce the Hygienic Fart,
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    • 286 views

  20. Well that’s another hooker dead...My mistake.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 166 views

  21. Smush smush, I have diarrhea.

    By MoistTowlettes,
    • 0 replies
    • 169 views

  22. Doctor. Doctor! Gimme the news. I got a bad case of repeating job professions

    By Icyhot on my scrotum E i E i o,
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    • 247 views

  23. Get behind me Satan, I need some action.

    By MoistTowlettes,
    • 0 replies
    • 177 views

  24. Wish I may, wish I might, that Microsoft Clippy was a man so I could suck his dick tonight

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
    • 0 replies
    • 208 views

  25. Michael, Michael, motorcycle, turn the key, set him free, release him from his agony

    By Turkishbath_saltycrack,
    • 0 replies
    • 230 views
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