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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The world's most trusted news source, next to Minion memes.

    By honkyray,
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    • 235 views

  2. This man, this monster...this week on Pawn Stars

    By honkyray,
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    • 182 views

  3. One if by Pink, Two if by Stink: Dane Cook live at Lexington and Concord this 4th of July

    By Unealded_Mayonnaise,
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    • 168 views

  4. How's it hanging hamburger

    By hotgrandma69,
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    • 159 views

  5. I may be in quarantine, but that won't stop this Corn Tween!

    By honkyray,
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    • 197 views

  6. I was listening to Mister Mister, when I slipped my tongue into your sister.

    By bacardiwhite,
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    • 169 views

  7. I’m an eternal optimist. I don’t go behind the local Applebee’s to rummage around for my dinner in a garbage can’t!

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 244 views

  8. Good news! My diarrhea is gone-arrhea!

    By honkyray,
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    • 188 views

  9. I’m a fighter not a lover, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fuck.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 166 views

  10. If you can’t beat ‘em, eat ‘em.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 198 views

  11. Face down, ass askew, that's the way we watch The View

    By honkyray,
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    • 214 views

  12. Snort, snort, snort señora. Snort that big fat line. Snort, snort, snort señora. Snort them all the time.

    By JustSomeGuy,
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    • 222 views

  13. This is good, uhhh, podcasting.

    By MoistTowlettes,
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    • 175 views

  14. Humankind cannot bear very much beastiality.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
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    • 264 views

  15. We shall not cease from exploration. And the end of all our exploring will be to arrive where we started and know the place for the first time.

    By Tough Shit Elliot,
    • 1 reply
    • 273 views

  16. Slide into my DMs, preferably during your BMs.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 209 views

  17. It puts the hot log on its skin or else it gets Fox News again

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 210 views

  18. I’ve been dancing with Mr. Brownstone, but I always go home with Mrs. Hot Log

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 207 views

  19. What’s up, Hot Log?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 213 views

  20. Every day is Halloween when your vasectomy guy uses an apple corer

    By honkyray,
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    • 193 views

  21. A baby dressed like a ghost is a booby.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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    • 188 views

  22. Extra! Extra! RIval newspaper fires copy editor after failing to spot superfluous “extra” in bungled headline!

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 248 views

  23. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, but a bush in hand is priceless

    By Entirely Wholesome Content,
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    • 249 views

  24. The other day, I bought a thing of "rain-scented" dish soap because I thought it would be nice if all of my glasses and plates smelled like wet dirt.

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 232 views

  25. My physician always complains that he can’t get anyone to rent the condo he owns. If you ask me, he’s a real “doctor without boarders.”

    By Olive_Duster,
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    • 230 views
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